Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientists

UK Guardian ^ | August 18, 2011 | Ian Sample

[SaraJohnson]

It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim... This highly speculative scenario...described by scientists at Nasa and Pennsylvania State University...

[SaraJohnson]

Soooo, if/when the aliens come, NASA and it's Ivy League contractor, U. of Penn., says they are going to be in agreement with the globalists, the UN and Algore. Afterall, they will be super intellegent critters like Obammy, the IMF banksters and Algore. If you don't want the aliens to wipe out humanity, you will surrender to the aliens' demands which happens to match the watermelon's global government agenda. Got it?

How dang kooky and spooky can the world of Obamahopeandchange become?

I found this article via Drudge.

[Grizzled Bear]

Well, Aliens can kiss my hairy, human butt!

[SunkenCiv]

This is interesting, because a noticeable number of purported abductees have claimed that, as the aliens were treating their victims’ innards like a thanksgiving turkey, they were warning about not treating the Earth right. :’)

Thanks SaraJohnson.

[Artemis Webb]

Already posted twice today.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2765809/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2765756/posts

[wastedyears]

Because greenhouse gasses will extend the atmosphere to include the orbit of the moon, thereby making it habitable? Will gravity increase slightly? Could we get there without massive booster rockets? Actually sounds like a good idea to me. Now to eat some beans to contribute...

[DBrow]

I guess the inevitability of history leading a civilization to progressivism and collective economics is universal.

[ken21]

stupid, if not evil.

[ColdSteelTalon]

NASA needs something new to do after the Space Shuttle has been retired I guess...

[Donald Rumsfeld Fan]

aliens attack

[SaraJohnson]

You guys and your ping lists might be interested in this latest NASA alien kookiness.

We learn, the aliens, if they invade earth, will be global warmists. NASA scientists and it’s contractor, U. of Penn., speculates, that these aliens might even have to kill humanity if we don’t surrender to a global government where the super intellegent aliens can solve humanity’s pollution and hunger problems. They would do this because humans present an enviornmental threat to the whole Universe! LOL

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I think the space aliens are coming for the Commies.

[Chode]

[Norm Lenhart]

Many of our fellow Americans believed Obama was Christ V2.0, who would lower the sea levels, cure the sick and help the blind to see.
Many of our fellow Americans will buy this just as easily.
Many of our fellow Americans are, sadly, idiots.

[6SJ7]

At one time, NASA did stuff like launch rockets and explore space. Now they appear to be smoking crack.

[SaraJohnson]

I have to see that movie!

[SaraJohnson]

We need a good ole boy welcoming party for our superior alien and human friends. :)

[ModelBreaker]

“Rising greenhouse emissions may tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report for Nasa.”

As opposed to The Lone Ranger, I Love Lucy, and The Honeymooners working their way across the galaxy at the speed of light. Or the nuclear detonations of the 50’s and 60’s?

Were high CO2 levels the trigger, aliens would have destroyed earth hundreds of millions of years ago when CO2 levels were far higher than they are tody.

This is such nonsense.

[a fool in paradise]

The mad liberal scientists have proven that global warming is a religion and they have a deep seated fear of flying spaghetti monster.

[a fool in paradise]

Your SUV is causing global warming on Mars. It’s for your own good.

[LostInBayport]

We need a good ole boy welcoming party for our superior alien and human friends. :)

How about a continent-sized hologram of this? I predict the big skeery aliens turn tail and run.