[stylecouncilor]

[riverrunner]

They need a real life.

[reaganaut]

......, ......, ..........(speechless)

[thackney]

they’ve raised like a son

I hope they never have children.

[Dudoight]

This is a ‘reportable’ situation? Reportable only to a psychiatrist.

[FrdmLvr]

Reminds me of the couple who lost the Busy Bee in “Best of Show”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_KrSWI8F2E

[JaguarXKE]

I thought, “this has to be The Onion.”

[JaguarXKE]

I thought, “this has to be The Onion.”

[JaguarXKE]

I thought, “this has to be The Onion.”

[texas_mrs]

Obama voters, no doubt..

[Daffynition]

Glad you posted this. I posted the original story last week and it got pulled. ;D

[6SJ7]

The couple then presented a cash-strapped Barreto the $500 reward they publicly promised for whoever found Bongo — but only after having to beg him to turn the doll over.

$500 for a stuffed toy?! Yikes!

[Slings and Arrows]

An Upper East Side couple grieving over the loss of a stuffed toy monkey they’ve raised like a son the past decade...

[Elsie]

Ah... New YORK!

Where FAGs can marry and MONKEYs be found!

Don’t know about you, but I’m spreadin’ the news!

[Morgana]

[BulletBobCo]

She looks like Kloppenburg.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I thought of this for some reason...

We’re only making plans for Bongo
We only want what’s best for him
We’re only making plans for Bongo
Bongo just needs that helping hand
And if young Bongo says he’s happy
He must be happy, he must be happy
He must be happy in his work
We’re only making plans for Bongo
He has his future in a British steel
We’re only making plans for Bongo
Bongo’s whole future is as good as sealed
Yeah and if young Bongo says he’s happy
He must be happy, he must be happy
He must be happy in his work

[Tijeras_Slim]

She rocked in Twisted Sister.

[longtermmemmory]

this has to be a joke.

how many fake stories has this paper run?

[martin_fierro]

Dee Snyder here paid me a sweet, sweeeet ransom.

[Allegra]

Pingy-dingy...