[Stoat]

Passing sentence, Mr Bond said: "A relatively short sentence of imprisonment will not help you, and it certainly will not protect the public from your fantasies.

Wrong.

 

Nicholas Read

It seems that if you're a sexual predator / psychopath, just become a 'celebrity' and you can keep on doing what you do.....

[WKUHilltopper]

New Vienna Sausage spokesman?

[Hot Tabasco]

Ooompa Loompa Ping!

I think this is a first!

[RichInOC]

The Sorting Hat...you’re using it wrong.

[Jet Jaguar]

The title alone.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Hello little girl. The hat in my lap says you should be in the house of Slitherin’

[null and void]

Once a Goblin,

always a Goblin...

[bigbob]

I always thought “stag party” was a figure of speech...

[PGR88]

Harry Potter dwarf spared jail over juggler's hat sex act

That's a sentence you don't see every day.

[Rebelbase]

Here’s your next undead thread.

[Boogieman]

“short sentence” bwahaha!

[mowowie]

“including an incident in which he clambered into the bed of a stage manager and his girlfriend”

I did that once but i was 18 years old, Drunk out of my mind and FREEZING my frigging butt of at a buddies un-heated beach house in the middle of a snowy night in January.

I miss the 80’s.
lol

[mowowie]

Nicholas Reads father is very concerned.....

[discostu]

I’m not sure a guy whose total screen time in his career adds up to under an hour and is mostly in heavy enough make-up to make him unrecognizable is a celebrity. Probably the judge just doesn’t feel a dwarf is a threat, he’d be wrong, but that’s probably why he went easy.

[ruesrose]

Those pesky dwarves always have their noses in everybody’s business.

[SoCal SoCon]

Weirdest thread of the day.

[Chode]

i can tell it's friday... 8^)

[Two Kids' Dad]

So... does the “juggler’s hat sex act” have an actual definition? Or are they just implying that he was spanking the little stubby guy while concealing the act by placing a hat over the offending rhythmic fist-pumping?

On a side note, Juggler’s Hat Sex Act would be a great name for a band. Imagine that on a marquee outside a club. And the opening act would be a band called Free Beer, of course.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Stoat.

has recently been hiring himself out to stag parties, offering to be handcuffed to the stag while dressed as a diminutive fictional character

They actually have live stags at UK stag parties?

[Ernie Kaputnik]

That guy looks like the alien from the original Star Trek episode titled: “Menagerie”.

Or the cartoon character “Mega Mind”.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Beneath the spreading chestnut tree
The village idiot sat
Amusing himself by abusing himself
And ****ing in his hat