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Hurt her case. 57.89%
Who knows, but it hurt my brain. 36.84%
Other -- and I might explain in comments 2.63%
The counseling is free in jail.
I know a few lads who are willing to counsel her for free......
She’s still completely out of control. Counseling will not help. She needs a good long stretch of involuntary confinement to have a chance of getting off booze and drugs.
Not to worry. I hear Lilo is coming out with her new autobiography. It’s titled “My Incredible Awesome Car Crash Life’’ by Lindsey Lohan. Should sell big!
You know, I think I’d have a couple of drinks and hit it.
Might make her feel better too.
She’ll be like all typical Hollywood failed actresses - write a book, get on some talk show all bleary eyed from crying about how unfair life is .... >retch<
Of course she can’t afford it. She spent all her cash on blow.
If SAG benefits are like those in the rest of the industry, they’re earned then made available, so there’d be a six month delay after she stopped working before coverage expired. When that happens, you can usually COBRA for 18 months. Surely she’s produced some income in the last two years.
Notwithstanding that, most Psychiatrists take cash.
She looks like an older Catherine Deneuve in that photo.
Too bad about her financial troubles.
Okay, a few things:
First, for being in her mid-20s, her fruit is hanging a bit low on the branches in that picture.
Second, her main argument about why she “didn’t steal” that jewelry from that store is that she’s loaded with money and could have easily afforded to pay for it. So use that money to pay for the counseling.
Third, she’d probably look pretty bad doing a nude pictorial. Too many nights of hard partying and lost weekends combined with too many freckles and a permanently infected lady zone down below.
Lastly, I don’t care if she’s gay, straight, bi, or some bizarre combination involving left-handed monkeys and cloned sheep, she needs to avoid any kind of relationships until her head is back on straight. No dating, no hookups, no sleepovers of any kind.