Posted on 07/21/2011 3:30:27 PM PDT by Perdogg
Lindsay Lohan needs to speed up her completion of court-ordered community service and get cracking on psychological counseling if she wants to stay out on probation, a judge said Thursday -- even if the actress doesn't have health insurance.
With Lohan at her side during the status hearing in L.A., attorney Shawn Holley argued that the actress hadn't been working on Screen Actors Guild projects and therefore was not eligible for health benefits, without which she might not be able to afford counseling. That, Holley said, was why Lilo hadn't yet hooked up with a doc after her house arrest ended more than three weeks ago.
The Ministry will pause a moment for all readers who have no health insurance and also do not live in a cozy beach shack to ponder how in the world they'd be able to figure out how to pay cash for court-ordered psychological counseling.
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She’ll be like all typical Hollywood failed actresses - write a book, get on some talk show all bleary eyed from crying about how unfair life is .... >retch<
Its the result of bad parenting mostly. I mean all you have to do is look at her mother and you wouldnt bat an eyelid at any of lindsays antics.
Of course she can’t afford it. She spent all her cash on blow.
that was just temporary, I don’t think it took
If SAG benefits are like those in the rest of the industry, they’re earned then made available, so there’d be a six month delay after she stopped working before coverage expired. When that happens, you can usually COBRA for 18 months. Surely she’s produced some income in the last two years.
Notwithstanding that, most Psychiatrists take cash.
She looks like an older Catherine Deneuve in that photo.
Too bad about her financial troubles.
Just OD already...
They will be well compensated with the gift that keeps on giving.
Okay, a few things:
First, for being in her mid-20s, her fruit is hanging a bit low on the branches in that picture.
Second, her main argument about why she “didn’t steal” that jewelry from that store is that she’s loaded with money and could have easily afforded to pay for it. So use that money to pay for the counseling.
Third, she’d probably look pretty bad doing a nude pictorial. Too many nights of hard partying and lost weekends combined with too many freckles and a permanently infected lady zone down below.
Lastly, I don’t care if she’s gay, straight, bi, or some bizarre combination involving left-handed monkeys and cloned sheep, she needs to avoid any kind of relationships until her head is back on straight. No dating, no hookups, no sleepovers of any kind.
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