Remove me please from unsolicited mail and pings. Thank you.

[joseph20]

Past what...who thinks what...now?

[ladyvet]

Posting after returning from a volksmarch can be embarrassing.

[M Kehoe]

Ya know, this thread could end up un-dead.

5.56mm

[humblegunner]

[dangerdoc]

Dude, did you see where I put my beer?

[kittymyrib]

Is this an intergalactic communication?

[mc5cents]

Ok, but all you base belong to us!

[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

Will do. I’m adding you to my “does not want to receive pings or emails” ping list, and will ping you whenever a ping you don’t want to receive becomes available.

[Scoutmaster]

Shibumi?

She's going to need this. She doesn't look like the kind of girl who goes to The Man for that pre-bottled stuff:

Homemade Pancake Syrup Recipe

If anyone would like to be on my new Pancake Syrup Recipe Ping List, just let me know.

If you're already on my Medical Advances Salve Formulae for Møøsebites Ping List, there's no need to reply. I'm adding you to the Pancake Syrup Recipe List, all unsolicited-like and everything.

[outofsalt]

Your FOCUS needs more FOCUS

[AppyPappy]

Please remove me from your thread

[Brett66]

There is a “This is Not a Ping List” ping list, obviously, that’s not part of the list of ping lists.

So if your on that ping list, you’re not really....

[submarinerswife]

Look at the socks. You can tell it’s a “she”.

[SamAdams76]

So it's been almost five years since I had a box of fried clams from the clam shack. Now something you should know about fried clams, they are delicious when you are eating them and just the smell of them before you start eating them is one of the best smells on earth. But after you eat them, you immediately start to regret it. They sit heavy in your stomach and you get bloated and all bound up. It is literally days before you can get them out of your system and that is after eating bowl after bowl of oatmeal with raisins. Anyway, at the beach a couple weeks ago, I give in to temptation and order the $28.50 large box of fried clams. Those clams literally disappeared down my stomach in a matter of minutes. They were so good. But I paid the price for days afterwards and I was so bloated that I went nearly 24 hours without eating a single thing.

(If you want off my "fried clam" ping list, please email me using my private email address and have in the subject line "No More Fried Clams") Note: Getting off my fried clam ping list does not automatically remove you from my steamed clam ping list

[jellybean]

[stockpirate]

The poster is correct and will not and should not get the zot. There was a time here on fr when people had amnners and followed the rules and one rule was you did not add someone to your ping lists so you could feel important sending pings out to a lot of readers. The same held true for freepmail, I get spammed by anti-Palin morons in my freepmail as well as pro-paulbots.

If someone desires to be on a ping list they will ask, one should not create a ping list with any freeper on it that didn”t ask to be on the list, it is rude.

So, to those who are guilty of this get over yourself and you need to feel important, because you’re not.

[DJ MacWoW]

You Won't Get Any Of These If You Donate
Although You Might Meet A Few

But You Will Be Supporting The Best Conservative Site On The Web

[Charles Henrickson]

Ping to the joseph20 Ping List!

[DJ MacWoW]

They also didn’t post stupid vanities over a ping. Most were smart enough to simply FReepmail and ask to be removed.

[PA Engineer]

Don't have a bunny with a pancake, so I present you with a bunny eating popcorn.

[Fresh Wind]

The last time I ate fried clams, I was sick for three days.

Do you have a salmonella ping list?