Police: Woman Attacked After Complaining About Lack Of Love Song

WTAE ^ | July 12, 2011

[rightwingintelligentsia]

AMBRIDGE, Pa. -- Authorities say that when a Beaver County woman complained that her songwriter boyfriend had never written a song about her, he choked her and hit her in the face.

Ambridge police say 29-year-old Jason Banks attacked his girlfriend June 30 after she complained and pointed out he had written songs about other women.

The Beaver County Times reports that Banks has been charged with simple assault.

[TChad]

Any other titles?

There's "American Woman"

American woman
Stay away from me
American Woman
Mama let me be...

[E. Pluribus Unum]

He’s just not that into you.

[mountainbunny]

Venus Bound by the King of Country Western Troubadours, Unknown Hinson, comes to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_YNTQmtGg

I'm building me a rocket ship
To go where womerns don't give no lip
I'ma blastin off
Baby I'm Venus bound

I've lost my patience with the womerns here
I'm bustin out of this atmosphere
I'm a haulin' a$$
Baby I'm Venus bound

[SunkenCiv]

complained that her songwriter boyfriend had never written a song about her, he choked her and hit her in the face

He told the silly b- not to interrupt the creative process.

[gorush]

"that's a real song."

So's the other. :{)

[dfwgator]

How about, “I Used to Love Her....but I Had to Kill Her.”

[Michael Barnes]

bwahaahhaaa...

They think outsiders are the strange ones.

That's it! I never thought about it that way before...

[gorush]

There's also a Rodney Carrington song about his love for his pickup truck...comparing it to a former wife...hilarious.

I still introduce my wife as my first wife...we've only been married 30 years. Say what you will about her, she has good taste in men. (I'm quite fortunate as well)

[Talisker]

rightwingintelligentsia: The Beaver County Times reports that Banks has been charged with simple assault.

Hot Tabasco: Is that less serious than Complicated Assault?

Actually, yes.

[I Drive Too Fast]

I have a version of it done by Roy Clark. It is funny and good.

[buccaneer81]

That's it! I never thought about it that way before...

My MIL used came on a few vacations with us (grrr...) You should have seen the looks on her face in NYC and Boston. A combination of time traveler (forward) and provincial yokel.

[buccaneer81]

Remember how Mike Stivic was “Meathead?” Well, to my inlaws in Midland, I was “Cake Eater.”

[buccaneer81]

I rolled down that right lane too many times only to exit at Rt 68 in Vanport on the road to perdition.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

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[GreenHornet]

This brings to mind the old Gene Pitney song, “It Hurts to be in Love.”

[mylife]

Baby, you know I dont sing love songs! Pantherman

[freedumb2003]

Monty Python said it best (NSFW or family!) in the most loving of love songs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVKtNkQAtw

[mylife]

I take that route home whenever I fly to Pittsburgh.

[JoeFromSidney]

Any other titles?

I still miss you, honey, but my aim is getting better.

[gorush]

:{)

Very nice!