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She took a seagull to the animal hospital? Called the police? For a flying rat? I once killed a bat that was flying around in my house by hitting it with a tennis racquet. Should I turn myself in? Chickification of America....
1 posted on 06/26/2011 9:41:30 AM PDT by PilotDave
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To: PilotDave

Seagulls are flying rats. They may not look as ugly as rats, but I still don’t feel much sympathy for the bird. I can’t believe they are charging the guy for this.


2 posted on 06/26/2011 9:44:37 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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He should have used the ball instead, like Randy Johnson.
3 posted on 06/26/2011 9:51:15 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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Thank God he wasn’t smoking in the birds presence-he would have been sued also.


6 posted on 06/26/2011 10:17:05 AM PDT by Larry381 (If in doubt, shoot it in the head and drop it in the ocean!)
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To: PilotDave

On the positive side, he is likely to be in the starting lineup for the Marlins after the All Star break.


7 posted on 06/26/2011 10:26:40 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: PilotDave

James Gregory sez it’s a damn rat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhvaEK3wKXI


8 posted on 06/26/2011 10:26:54 AM PDT by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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One of the funniest things I have ever witnessed involved a loaf of bread, a bottle of Jack Daniels and a flock of hungry seagulls...............


10 posted on 06/26/2011 11:05:29 AM PDT by Species8472 (There is no distinctly native American criminal class...save Congress)
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To: PilotDave

You really can’t do much of anything in this country anymore withour violating some kind of law.


12 posted on 06/26/2011 1:02:02 PM PDT by packrat35 (America is rapidly becoming a police state that East Germany could be proud of!)
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Charleston and its environs are becoming distressingly liberal.


13 posted on 06/26/2011 1:05:47 PM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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