Posted on 06/19/2011 9:28:28 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Call it the case of the “Booty Call Ninjas.”
A Joliet man told police he was attacked by two people weilding nunchuks and throwing stars after he showed up for what he thought would be a sexual rendezvous with his ex-girlfriend.
The 44-year-old man called police after getting jumped around 1:15 a.m. in the alley off the 300 block of Youngs Avenue. He said he had called his ex-girlfriend and asked her to come over for sex, and she agreed.
A short time later, Katherine M. Casarez, 29, texted the victim that she was in a nearby alley, police said.
As the man walked to Casarez’s car, a masked man jumped out and hit him in the head with nunchuks, police said. Casarez then grabbed nunchuks of her own and hit the man on the head with them as well.
While investigating the crime scene, police found two throwing stars, including one stuck into a telephone poll.
Casarez, of Joliet, was charged with aggravated domestic battery, aggravated battery, unlawful use of a weapon and armed violence. Police were also seeking a 34-year-old Joliet man for questioning.
I’d say check the news to see what might make a denial of service attack desirable to those who would rather not have FReeper’s ascerbic comments at the top of a Google search leading into Monday morning.
Thanks for allowing me to add something to the list of things I’ve never done and have no desire to do.
Heck, I wouldn’t even attack my ex-husband with nunchuks and throwing stars, or anything else for that matter.
That one’s on my anti-bucket list too.
police found two throwing stars, including one stuck into a telephone poll.
Was the other stuck in the victim, or just hanging in mid air
I had to click three times to get to this important story. It was well worth the effort.
“Joliet?”
Sounds like the gal was trying to update “The Blues Brothers” with the “ninja” thing going on instead of the machine-gun wielding crazy ex-girlfriend of Jake’s.
So...this “booty call” thing...
what is that? lol
BTW, I hear tell that Sarah has ninja throwing stars.
I need me some of them.
What do you think she hunts caribou with?
Sarah not only hunts caribou with them, but she hunts Chuck Norris with them. He’s a tad more wily than the caribou.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Sarah Palin.
Smart man, that Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man’s body.
I get so tired of this happening!
Peter Griffin: “Quagmire was just walking in the park when a ninja comes out of nowhere and stabs him! Then a nazi comes out! Then a pots and pans robot shoots him! We might be able to revive him...oh no! A t. rex! do..do..do...do..do..”
So...I’m guessing the promised sex is no longer on the table?
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He was heard to say “Well, I guess a BJ is out of the question”?
And her AA (assistant assailant) said
“Now that sounds like a good idea buddy”.
lmao...
Maybe your "Irish politics website" just couldn't figure out that complicated "ON" "OFF" switch!
Ambushed by Lot Lizards ?
Dat just ain’t riiiight !
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