Woman charged, police seek man in 'booty call ninja' attack

WLS AM ^ | 06/18/12

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Call it the case of the “Booty Call Ninjas.”

A Joliet man told police he was attacked by two people weilding nunchuks and throwing stars after he showed up for what he thought would be a sexual rendezvous with his ex-girlfriend.

The 44-year-old man called police after getting jumped around 1:15 a.m. in the alley off the 300 block of Youngs Avenue. He said he had called his ex-girlfriend and asked her to come over for sex, and she agreed.

A short time later, Katherine M. Casarez, 29, texted the victim that she was in a nearby alley, police said.

As the man walked to Casarez’s car, a masked man jumped out and hit him in the head with nunchuks, police said. Casarez then grabbed nunchuks of her own and hit the man on the head with them as well.

While investigating the crime scene, police found two throwing stars, including one stuck into a telephone poll.

Casarez, of Joliet, was charged with aggravated domestic battery, aggravated battery, unlawful use of a weapon and armed violence. Police were also seeking a 34-year-old Joliet man for questioning.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

PING! ;)

[A. Morgan]

"While investigating the crime scene, police found two throwing stars, including one stuck into a telephone poll."

LOL

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Chicago’s educational system, on proud display.

[Slings and Arrows]

You had me at "booty call ninja."

[Condor51]

I just heard another Booty Call over the CPD radio scanner.

The complaisant said this woman -- 6'-0" tall & 260 pounds and dressed in Booty Shorts (LOL) hit him over the head with a broken bottle then said she was going to 'cut his d_ck off and send it to his baby's momma.'

The victim then fled his attacker and called the police.

Chicago Police Radio Calls can be funnier than stand up comedians at times.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

[Slings and Arrows]

She’s not much of a ninja - I can see her.

Oh, can I see her....

[Condor51]

'telephone poll.'

*** LOL ***

Just keep in mind this is from WLS-AM radio.
Their news department is slightly IQ challenged, or all dyslexic.

They have one newsman whose been there for like thirty years. He makes so many mistakes on air during the afternoon show, the radio show host calls them 'Jimisms'. And when a listener catches one, and calls in first, he gets a free: 'Jimism' Tee-Shirt.

I only listen to WLS as that's where Rush airs.

[moovova]

So...I’m guessing the promised sex is no longer on the table?

[Pan_Yan]

police found two throwing stars, including one stuck into a telephone poll.

Within the margin of error.

[eyedigress]

That’s kinda funny .....LOL!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Reason #89 why drunk dialing the ex-girlfriend at 1AM is never a good idea. She and her friends might go all ninja on you with nunchucks and throwing stars in an alley near your house.

[Pan_Yan]

Reason #89 why drunk dialing the ex-girlfriend at 1AM is never a good idea.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
-Mae West

[Pan_Yan]

Reason #89 why drunk dialing the ex-girlfriend at 1AM is never a good idea.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
-Mae West

[Pan_Yan]

Reason #89 why drunk dialing the ex-girlfriend at 1AM is never a good idea.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
-Mae West

[Pan_Yan]

Okay, what the heck is up with the “503 Service Temporarily Unavailible” errors?

[Condor51]

*** Okay, what the heck is up with the “503 Service Temporarily Unavailible” errors? ***

I've been getting that for well over an hour now. It's driving me nuts.

And it's creating a lot of dupe posts.

[JDoutrider]

Okay, what the heck is up with the “503 Service Temporarily Unavailible” errors?

It's the first hint that FR is going to go "TU" in short order!

[Pan_Yan]

It’s always darkest before it goes completely black.