[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

PING! ;)

[Condor51]

I just heard another Booty Call over the CPD radio scanner.

The complaisant said this woman -- 6'-0" tall & 260 pounds and dressed in Booty Shorts (LOL) hit him over the head with a broken bottle then said she was going to 'cut his d_ck off and send it to his baby's momma.'

The victim then fled his attacker and called the police.

Chicago Police Radio Calls can be funnier than stand up comedians at times.

[moovova]

So...I’m guessing the promised sex is no longer on the table?

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Reason #89 why drunk dialing the ex-girlfriend at 1AM is never a good idea. She and her friends might go all ninja on you with nunchucks and throwing stars in an alley near your house.

[Yardstick]

I had to click three times to get to this important story. It was well worth the effort.

[Larry Lucido]

A Joliet man told police he was attacked by two people weilding nunchuks and throwing stars after he showed up for what he thought would be a sexual rendezvous with his ex-girlfriend.

I get so tired of this happening!

[Larry Lucido]

Peter Griffin: “Quagmire was just walking in the park when a ninja comes out of nowhere and stabs him! Then a nazi comes out! Then a pots and pans robot shoots him! We might be able to revive him...oh no! A t. rex! do..do..do...do..do..”