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Woman charged, police seek man in 'booty call ninja' attack
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Posted on 06/19/2011 9:28:28 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: Pan_Yan
I’d say check the news to see what might make a denial of service attack desirable to those who would rather not have FReeper’s ascerbic comments at the top of a Google search leading into Monday morning.
To: Slings and Arrows
Thanks for allowing me to add something to the list of things I’ve never done and have no desire to do.
Heck, I wouldn’t even attack my ex-husband with nunchuks and throwing stars, or anything else for that matter.
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posted on
06/19/2011 7:34:06 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
To: TheOldLady
That one’s on my anti-bucket list too.
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posted on
06/19/2011 9:27:08 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Pan_Yan
police found two throwing stars, including one stuck into a telephone poll.
Was the other stuck in the victim, or just hanging in mid air
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I had to click three times to get to this important story. It was well worth the effort.
To: Yardstick
“Joliet?”
Sounds like the gal was trying to update “The Blues Brothers” with the “ninja” thing going on instead of the machine-gun wielding crazy ex-girlfriend of Jake’s.
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posted on
06/19/2011 10:08:21 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(Obama Recreating the New Deal: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts)
To: Slings and Arrows
So...this “booty call” thing...
what is that? lol
BTW, I hear tell that Sarah has ninja throwing stars.
I need me some of them.
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posted on
06/19/2011 11:51:37 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!)
To: dixiechick2000
BTW, I hear tell that Sarah has ninja throwing stars.What do you think she hunts caribou with?
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posted on
06/19/2011 11:55:52 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Sarah not only hunts caribou with them, but she hunts Chuck Norris with them. He’s a tad more wily than the caribou.
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posted on
06/19/2011 11:59:22 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!)
To: dixiechick2000
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Sarah Palin.
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posted on
06/20/2011 12:18:13 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Smart man, that Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man’s body.
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posted on
06/20/2011 12:26:21 AM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!)
To: Pan_Yan
Been getting those today as well.
An Irish politics website, Politics.ie, got hit with a DDOS attack about a week ago. Maybe someone in high places didn't like all the terrible anti-EU sentiment on there?
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posted on
12/04/2011 10:39:53 AM PST
by
Olog-hai
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Lazamataz; sit-rep; Squantos
A Joliet man told police he was attacked by two people weilding nunchuks and throwing stars after he showed up for what he thought would be a sexual rendezvous with his ex-girlfriend. I get so tired of this happening!
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Peter Griffin: “Quagmire was just walking in the park when a ninja comes out of nowhere and stabs him! Then a nazi comes out! Then a pots and pans robot shoots him! We might be able to revive him...oh no! A t. rex! do..do..do...do..do..”
To: moovova
So...I’m guessing the promised sex is no longer on the table?
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
He was heard to say “Well, I guess a BJ is out of the question”?
And her AA (assistant assailant) said
“Now that sounds like a good idea buddy”.
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posted on
12/04/2011 11:21:07 AM PST
by
xrmusn
((6/98) If govt involved, the more outlandish a scheme appears, the truer it probably is.)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
12/04/2011 7:50:30 PM PST
by
sit-rep
To: Olog-hai
"An Irish politics website, Politics.ie, got hit with a DDOS attack about a week ago. Maybe someone in high places didn't like all the terrible anti-EU sentiment on there?"Maybe your "Irish politics website" just couldn't figure out that complicated "ON" "OFF" switch!
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posted on
12/05/2011 11:41:17 AM PST
by
FW190
To: Larry Lucido
Ambushed by Lot Lizards ?
Dat just ain’t riiiight !
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posted on
12/05/2011 5:15:53 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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