Here are my top ten reasons why he played Golf with zero:
10. Boehner wants to be loved by the MSM.
9.He's afraid of zero.
8.He's a RINO,and that's what they do.
7.He hates conservatives. 6.His Vatican account is running low.
5.He is afraid to go up against zero using conservative values.
4.He really thought the Dear Leader would "change" his ways! 3.He knows zero has influence with Valerie Jarrett. 2.He wanted some real sun. 1.He sold us out on purpose.
I would be very interested in other reasons why the speaker would sell us out like that.
I thought you would like this one.
So, who won?
I submit one as well... Who wouldn’t want to hand out their “gone Golfing” sign at the office on such a lovely day. And one more.. Mr Boehner, this is how you fiddle! Pay no attention to the smoke outside the golf course as the country burns.
1. Boehner would have been playing any way so what’s the difference. His back has got to hurt today.....having to carry Zero for 18 holes.
Boehner is truly an idiot. Lucy is holding the football again.
He played Golf with the Zero, it doesn’t mean he sold us out.
For that we will have to wait and see. I highly suspect he did.
But it is going to be hard to tell because Boehner never ripped on Obama in the first place.
This is what happens when we get a Speaker, because it was his trun.
That;s what the Republican party is all about. It’s his turn.
Sun-tzu
11. he told the messiah that he best back off or the coming crucifixion would involve rusty nails rather than greased stainless steel
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Can we throw in there......”Envy”?????
For some reason, the golf scene in the movie “Goldfinger” comes to mind...
Beohner: “If that’s his original ball, then I’m Arnold Palmer.”
Kasich: “Tisn’t”
Beohner: “How do you know?”
Kasich: “Because I’m standing on it. Let’s have some fun with Mr. O-finger, shall we?”
I dunno, but I think ‘maybe’ Boehner played golf for the same reason the cop came to the beer summit.
OK, you wanna talk, let’s talk. Talk is cheap. All the talk in the world can’t cover up what you’ve done and why you’ve done it.
Unless of course there was talk of an exchange of money. But Boehner was smart enough to take his governor with him as a witness and not walk into the den alone.
We’ll just have to see what Boehner says in his press conference. Will he be honest? Who knows?
It’s still a conundrum.
9. He is hoping for a Nike deal.
8. “The president patted Mr. Boehner as they rode off in a cart toward the second tee, with Mr. Obama driving.” You just have to make time for romance.
7. Longest drive gets Libya.
6. Boehner tried to explain the 1973 War Powers resolution to Obama by drawing pictures in the sand trap with his putter.
5. He heard Biden had some cool new knock knock jokes.
4. His invitation was engraved and came with that confetti that is shaped like cupcakes.
3. He was afraid Biden might call him Adolph Quitler for declining the invite.
2. It was Saturday and all of his non-golfing clothes were at the cleaners.
1. There is no crying in golf.
We the people are sooooooo SCREWED!
http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/AB/20110607/NEWS0108/306070053/
Yep, if Boehner had so wanted to bond with Barry, he could have quietly met him for dinner one evening or agreed to a monthly lunch or whatever.
Golf was the one biggest, most glaringly stupid, thing for him to agree to.
Perhaps Boehner just wanted to see how well or poorly zero played. Mulligans, hand mashies, foot wedges, unrecorded stoke penalties, etc.
Since no one reports sero’s golf scores...
(I’m guessing that him breaking 100 honestly, yeah, right, would be a personal best.)
The bigger question is why did Obama ask Boehner. I think it was to keep Republicans from using Obama’s serial golfing as a campaign issue in 2012. If the GOP brings it up, the DNC releases a photo of Boehner whooping it up on the golf course with Obama.