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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
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| Wed Jun 8, 3:25 pm ET
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Posted on 06/08/2011 8:52:07 PM PDT by rhinoslapper
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Is This A Story About Anthony Weiner, A Weasel, A Marten, Or A Joke?
To: rhinoslapper
"There once was a weasel named Marten..."
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posted on
06/08/2011 8:54:14 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(If Sarah Palin really was unelectable, state-run media would be begging the GOP to nominate her.)
To: rhinoslapper
That’s not a police report, its a Monty Python skit!
To: rhinoslapper
Wasn’t there a picture of Wiener with a dead weasel in his lap?
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posted on
06/08/2011 8:55:26 PM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
To: All
Weasel.....the other yellow meat.
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posted on
06/08/2011 8:55:58 PM PDT
by
ak267
To: rhinoslapper
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled. Obviously, the they should have asked if it was a badger. Or a dingo.
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posted on
06/08/2011 8:56:20 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Herman Cain 2012)
To: poindexter
>>That’s not a police report, its a Monty Python skit!That’s not a police report, its a Monty Python skit!<<
Beautiful plumage...
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posted on
06/08/2011 8:57:07 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Herman Cain 2012)
To: rhinoslapper
Never mess with a man carrying a dead weasel.
To: rhinoslapper
Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled. A similar thing happened in 1839 when someone introduced President Weasel Van Buren to a crowd.
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posted on
06/08/2011 9:01:22 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
To: rhinoslapper
I searched for Marten Weasel and I'm pretty sure it's one of these two:
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posted on
06/08/2011 9:02:09 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lame and ill-informed post)
To: rhinoslapper
Walter Sobchak: Also, let’s not forget - let’s *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
The Dude: What are you, a f***ing park ranger now?
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posted on
06/08/2011 9:04:56 PM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: rhinoslapper
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posted on
06/08/2011 9:06:57 PM PDT
by
this_ol_patriot
(Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner)
To: dog breath
... or a nihilist with a marmot.
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posted on
06/08/2011 9:07:21 PM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: rhinoslapper
This happened in Hoquiam.
I’m not in the least surprised.
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posted on
06/08/2011 9:07:53 PM PDT
by
seowulf
("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
To: rhinoslapper
There’s something fisher going on here.
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posted on
06/08/2011 9:09:26 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
("Credit is the ruination of a nation")
To: rhinoslapper
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled. That it where the story should have ended. Some things should not be explained.
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posted on
06/08/2011 9:10:07 PM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
(Monarchy is the one system of government where power is exercised for the good of all - Aristotle)
To: rhinoslapper
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posted on
06/08/2011 9:13:22 PM PDT
by
Hoosier-Daddy
( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
To: rhinoslapper
In Before the Spork Weasel post....
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posted on
06/08/2011 9:21:36 PM PDT
by
50cal Smokepole
(Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
To: rhinoslapper
I was thinking more “Weasels ripped my flesh”
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posted on
06/08/2011 9:23:58 PM PDT
by
Fred Hayek
(FUBO, the No Talent Pop Star pResident.)
To: freedumb2003
The suspect was apprehended at the airport where he was involved in an dispute over his attempt to board a plane with the dead weasel. He argument was it was carrion.
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posted on
06/08/2011 9:24:21 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' - Homer Simpson)
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