Posted on 05/18/2011 9:18:49 AM PDT by Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh
“..But the point is now to come up with funny reasons why it happened :)...”
How’s this?
“Fresh from having personally rappelled out of a Special Forces Helicopter into OBL’s Walled, Fortified, Heavily-Armed and Guarded Fortress, single-handedly killing all of OBL’s personal bodyguards - “The Virgin Deflowerers” - and then bravely dispatching OBL himself with a single, death-dealing open-handed strike to the terrorist’s head, Mr. Obama now turned his prodigious talents to in-air aircraft repairs on the ailing, failing starboard inboard engine of Air Force One...after climbing through an escape hatch, crawling to the nose of the aircraft to bravely wave off the landing and calm the terrified, cowering pilots with his manly, Presidential demeanor, he then bravely walked out onto the wing with nothing more than a Phillips’ Head screwdriver, chewing gum, and a piece of duct tape to effect corrective maintenance on the engine. He did this, thereby saving the ENTIRE crew of Air Force One from certain destruction. Upon landing, he immediately awarded himself the Presidential Medal for Bravery.”
Another one of Obamugabe’s “gutsy” calls.
“Power, 40%”
“Check”
“Flaps, 15”
“Check”
“Airspeed, 180 knots”
“Check”
“Teleprompters, er, teleprompting”
“Negatory. I’ve got blue-screen. Repeat, blue-screen.”
“Tower. We’re negative for approach. Request go round.”
Only after he calmed the winds and cleared the skies of any clouds.
[If only Stanley Ann had aborted. :-( ]
If I had a Time Machine and some penny-royal tea I would be so tempted to visit Hawaii in the early early 60’s....
Obama hijacked Air Force One to North Korea.
The most gutsy AF1 move by any president ever!
“Did Obama go to the cockpit and land the plane himself?”
...LOL! And then he walked out onto the wing in full flight to save some kittens.
See Post 21. I described the in-flight “Miracle of the Wing Walk”
It was said that he floated, ethereally, like a Greek god...
Indeed, but for the 24hr news cycle presstitutes...it’s both hugh and series.
alllllmost. darn
Missed their approach. Happens all the time.
>>How’s this?<<
Worthy of mention.
More precisely, the pilot aborted the approach and declined the clearance to land. This is not even news!
“See Post 21.”
...ROFLMAO!
This has probably been posted at FR before, but I just saw it.
Air Force One gets tagged
http://youtu.be/wYqtXMf-Z_8
We are full up on sheit here land him some place else.
Thank you..thank you...
It was also reported that the clouds parted briefly, a heavenly chorus sounded, and angels were
seen swooning in awe...but it turned out to be a flock of sea gulls have airborne sexual relations...
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