Posted on 05/18/2011 9:18:49 AM PDT by Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh
LOL You’re having quite a day, aren’t ya? Pills or smoke?
RE the Seagulls having airborne sex...
They called it “Fly UNITED!!!”
Tyr the Veal! here til Tuesday!!!!!!!!!
Shame he didn’t abort the landing in Indy a couple weeks ago.
I would just as soon he keep his dog and pony show in Kenya, or somewhere far away.
The press later declared Obama’s aborted landing a ‘gusty move’.
Doesn't say much for security. I don't care who the President is, nobody should be able to get that close.
>>here til Tuesday!!!!!!!!!<<
Then off to another planet, I presume? Damn, that’s what I consider a true WORLD TRAVELER!!!!! Just what type of interplanetary craft do you use to propel yourself on these jaunts or aren’t you affected by such nuisances as gravitational fields? I know it is a silly question but are you required to carry insurance in exchange for safe passage through the various outer colonies?
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Happened on a commerical flight I was on. We were practically on the ground when the plane began a rather abrupt ascent. Kinda scary. What bothered me most was there was no announcement after the fact to explain what had happened.
“...Just what type of interplanetary craft do you use to propel yourself on these jaunts ...”
That’s CLASSIFIED information, sir...but I CAN tell you that it uses Methane...pure, produced locally, and in great quantities due to massive consumption of beer, hardbolied eggs, and pizza.
I will put in a good word for you to accompany us though, on the next lift-off...IF’n you gots what it takes...
:^)
Interesting...did he get busted afterwards?
Disturbing that someone could get that close to AF1 without getting shot...
Thank you!! Times Three!!!!!!!
I can produce industrial grade fuels if I am requested to do so. 12 hours notice is required.
The University of Nevada’s Seismological Laboratory at Reno monitors my output, I mean my health by order of the Governor.
“...I can produce industrial grade fuels if I am requested to do so. 12 hours notice is required...”
I’ve achieved lift-off of several inches off the barstool already...and one time I thought I was going to spontaneously combust...it was awful...
The bartender was VERY alarmed...
>>bartender was VERY alarmed...<<
That low rumble coming from way down in the ground should have been sufficient warning for him.
Has the local fire marshall has warned you that candles, lighters, spark igniters or anything with open flame is forbidden in your home. Mine did.
“..Has the local fire marshall has warned you ...”
Yeah, I was actually declared a Toxic Biological Hazard by the EPA...they sent out inspectors and meters and air testers and everything...
It was soooooo embarrassing...
Come to think of it...they weren’t EPA...they were TSA!!! Damn!!!!!!!!
No WONDER they were so interested in the poke n’ probe tests!!!!!!!!!!
TSA???? WOW!!! That really stinks!
RE “Stinks...”
I prefer the term “malodorous”...though to Libs, it’s “aromatic...”
the airforce One gets tagged was an internet hoax.
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