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*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY THE 13TH SILLINESS THREAD~*~*

Posted on 05/13/2011 6:57:48 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Click here to see recent feeds. Also to give credit where I got this....

  Prince William and Kate Middleton changed their relationship status to Married.
  Princess Diana
Good luck with that!
America likes the album "Hats!"
  America is back to hating monarchy.
George Washington likes this.
Katie Couric added "ABC (2011), Fox (2012), TMZ (2013), and QVC (2014)" to her Work and Education Info.
Pope Benedict XVI sent Pope John Paul II a gift: Beautification.
The Weather Channel posted an article: "Tornadoes Tear Through the South, Causing Devastation."
 
Barack Obama posted a photo: "My Long-Form Birth Certificate."

  Barack Obama
Now we can move onto more important things.
  Donald Trump
Oh yeah? Like what?
Osama Bin Laden is enjoying a cold can of Pepsi.

Navy SEALs sent Osama Bin Laden a gift:


Osama Bin Laden signed off.
  A Dung Beetle signed on.

  U.S. Special Operations Forces sent FBI Laboratory a gift: DNA Evidence
Scientist
It’s ... it’s not human.
Fox News posted a video:
  ABC posted a note: "57 Million Watch Barack Obama’s Bin Laden Address."
ABC
Could you do that again tomorrow?
  Rush Limbaugh tagged Barack Obama in a note.
 

Rush Limbaugh
Obama’s speech was nothing but "me, me, me."
  David Axelrod
Yeah, he should have put on a military uniform and like, stood on a boat with a sh** ton of Navy SEALs, and maybe had like a big banner that said "WE DID IT," or something similar.
United States of America changed its name to USA!

Joe Biden "America, f yeah." --Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Barack Obama was tagged in a photo: "Administration Officials Watch Bin Laden Raid."

 
Joe Biden
Actually, this was "Game of Thrones" night.

Washington Post posted an article: "CIA Recovers Bin Laden Hard Drives, DVDs."

 
CIA
When he said he was waiting for "72 Virgins" to arrive, he wasn't talking about the afterlife.
White House posted a note: "Osama Bin Laden died a cowardly death in a firefight defending $1 million mansion with swimming pools full of American dollar bills."
 
White House posted a note: "CORRECTION: Osama Bin Laden died."

  Saxby Chambliss I have seen the photo of Osama’s bloody corpse, and it’s not pretty.
 
Harry Reid
That was the cover of Time.
Osama Bin Laden was tagged in a photo:
 
Jay Carney
We will not be releasing the photo of Osama Bin Laden with his skull blown to pieces, flecks of brain spattered everywhere, his mouth ringed with a light frothy foam, and his eye socket gaping wide like a tunnel to hell. It would be in poor taste.
Osama Bin Laden joined the group Fishes

The United States posted a note on Pakistan's Wall: "We need to talk."

 
Pakistan
Hahahaha why hahaha
Modern Dog posted an article: "EXCLUSIVE: Interview With Dog That Caught Bin Laden."
Hamas posted a note: "Bin Laden Was a Hero and a Martyr."

 
Hillary Clinton
You were THIS close to getting off the terror watch list.
CNN posted an article: "Poll: Most Americans Say Bin Laden in Hell."

  Saddam Hussein
Confirmed.
Fox News posted an article: "Fireworks at First GOP Debate, as Tim Pawlenty Raises Voice Slightly."
Barack Obama invited George W. Bush to the event Ground Zero Service.
 

George W. Bush
I refuse to attend another one of your campaign rally's, where all you will do is talk about yourself, give no credit to our brave military or show any respect for the lives that were lost.
  Barack Obama
Oh.
America added Closure to its Activities and Interests.
 
Barack Obama
Now, with this moment behind us, we can finally focus on fixing our problems at home.
CNN posted an article: "POLL: 87 Percent of Americans Think Barack Obama Killed Osama Too Aloofly."

Barack Obama is joining Friendster."



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 13th; friday; ofst; silliness
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To: ShadowAce

61 posted on 05/13/2011 10:32:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Pan_Yan
Some day in the future................in Hell......





62 posted on 05/13/2011 10:37:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Pan_Yan

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you

I always call that Police song the “Stalker’s Song.” Starting to sound more like the government.


63 posted on 05/13/2011 10:41:28 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 5!


64 posted on 05/13/2011 10:44:42 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: ClearCase_guy
LOL - Here is a mug for you!!

65 posted on 05/13/2011 10:48:36 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Lucky9teen
This has been going around for a couple days, it really needs a caption.





All I know is that that is one tall .... uh .... guy(?).
66 posted on 05/13/2011 10:48:39 AM PDT by a_screen_name
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To: fredhead
Here, you might need this


67 posted on 05/13/2011 10:50:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: a_screen_name

Looks like he’s saying this......

http://piv.pivpiv.dk/


68 posted on 05/13/2011 10:50:31 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: ShadowAce

You're Ugly! Do you copy?
69 posted on 05/13/2011 10:57:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: ShadowAce

Ooooo. Yuck. Time to just move out.


70 posted on 05/13/2011 11:07:08 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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To: Lucky9teen

WHO LET THIS MUPPET IN HERE?

71 posted on 05/13/2011 11:34:01 AM PDT by relictele (Pax Quaeritur Bello)
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To: Cheburashka

As I thought about it later, it was actually even funnier. He said, “. . . the Archduck and Duckess . . . .”


72 posted on 05/13/2011 12:20:03 PM PDT by blau993
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To: a_screen_name

That’s awesome!


73 posted on 05/13/2011 12:29:20 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Lucky9teen

74 posted on 05/13/2011 12:30:44 PM PDT by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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To: ShadowAce

yuck.


75 posted on 05/13/2011 12:31:12 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: unique; Millee
“It’s me............. talking to the wine.”

Paging Millee... Millee, please pick up the white courtesy phone

76 posted on 05/13/2011 12:32:39 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: blau993

The Duck I say.......

77 posted on 05/13/2011 12:57:09 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: blau993

The Duck I say.......

78 posted on 05/13/2011 12:57:09 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: a_screen_name
Someone post the GPS coordinates of that curb. I want to know exactly where that curb is, so I never go anywhere near it. That is one mean curb.
79 posted on 05/13/2011 2:01:41 PM PDT by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground: The Hogwarts of stupid.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Vouchers? I don’t need no steenking vouchers!


80 posted on 05/13/2011 3:06:02 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (PAVE THE PLANET!!)
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