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*~*~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY THE 13TH SILLINESS THREAD~*~*

Posted on 05/13/2011 6:57:48 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Click here to see recent feeds. Also to give credit where I got this....

  Prince William and Kate Middleton changed their relationship status to Married.
  Princess Diana
Good luck with that!
America likes the album "Hats!"
  America is back to hating monarchy.
George Washington likes this.
Katie Couric added "ABC (2011), Fox (2012), TMZ (2013), and QVC (2014)" to her Work and Education Info.
Pope Benedict XVI sent Pope John Paul II a gift: Beautification.
The Weather Channel posted an article: "Tornadoes Tear Through the South, Causing Devastation."
 
Barack Obama posted a photo: "My Long-Form Birth Certificate."

  Barack Obama
Now we can move onto more important things.
  Donald Trump
Oh yeah? Like what?
Osama Bin Laden is enjoying a cold can of Pepsi.

Navy SEALs sent Osama Bin Laden a gift:


Osama Bin Laden signed off.
  A Dung Beetle signed on.

  U.S. Special Operations Forces sent FBI Laboratory a gift: DNA Evidence
Scientist
It’s ... it’s not human.
Fox News posted a video:
  ABC posted a note: "57 Million Watch Barack Obama’s Bin Laden Address."
ABC
Could you do that again tomorrow?
  Rush Limbaugh tagged Barack Obama in a note.
 

Rush Limbaugh
Obama’s speech was nothing but "me, me, me."
  David Axelrod
Yeah, he should have put on a military uniform and like, stood on a boat with a sh** ton of Navy SEALs, and maybe had like a big banner that said "WE DID IT," or something similar.
United States of America changed its name to USA!

Joe Biden "America, f yeah." --Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Barack Obama was tagged in a photo: "Administration Officials Watch Bin Laden Raid."

 
Joe Biden
Actually, this was "Game of Thrones" night.

Washington Post posted an article: "CIA Recovers Bin Laden Hard Drives, DVDs."

 
CIA
When he said he was waiting for "72 Virgins" to arrive, he wasn't talking about the afterlife.
White House posted a note: "Osama Bin Laden died a cowardly death in a firefight defending $1 million mansion with swimming pools full of American dollar bills."
 
White House posted a note: "CORRECTION: Osama Bin Laden died."

  Saxby Chambliss I have seen the photo of Osama’s bloody corpse, and it’s not pretty.
 
Harry Reid
That was the cover of Time.
Osama Bin Laden was tagged in a photo:
 
Jay Carney
We will not be releasing the photo of Osama Bin Laden with his skull blown to pieces, flecks of brain spattered everywhere, his mouth ringed with a light frothy foam, and his eye socket gaping wide like a tunnel to hell. It would be in poor taste.
Osama Bin Laden joined the group Fishes

The United States posted a note on Pakistan's Wall: "We need to talk."

 
Pakistan
Hahahaha why hahaha
Modern Dog posted an article: "EXCLUSIVE: Interview With Dog That Caught Bin Laden."
Hamas posted a note: "Bin Laden Was a Hero and a Martyr."

 
Hillary Clinton
You were THIS close to getting off the terror watch list.
CNN posted an article: "Poll: Most Americans Say Bin Laden in Hell."

  Saddam Hussein
Confirmed.
Fox News posted an article: "Fireworks at First GOP Debate, as Tim Pawlenty Raises Voice Slightly."
Barack Obama invited George W. Bush to the event Ground Zero Service.
 

George W. Bush
I refuse to attend another one of your campaign rally's, where all you will do is talk about yourself, give no credit to our brave military or show any respect for the lives that were lost.
  Barack Obama
Oh.
America added Closure to its Activities and Interests.
 
Barack Obama
Now, with this moment behind us, we can finally focus on fixing our problems at home.
CNN posted an article: "POLL: 87 Percent of Americans Think Barack Obama Killed Osama Too Aloofly."

Barack Obama is joining Friendster."



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 13th; friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

TGIF!!!!


21 posted on 05/13/2011 7:41:52 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (Stop cap and trade fraud.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I loved what some FReeper said yesterday: "Biden's waiting for the cartoons to start"

22 posted on 05/13/2011 7:45:19 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Currentriverrat

TGIF13!!!!!!!!!!!!!


23 posted on 05/13/2011 7:45:50 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
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To: blau993
I'm a proud member of the Apostrophe Police....what really bug's me is seeing those address plaque's with the homeowner name in the possessive....."The Jone's"


24 posted on 05/13/2011 7:52:01 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: CPOSharky

I love this one:

The 3 body cavities are the Brainium, the Borax and the Belly. (Cranium, Thorax and Abdomen)


26 posted on 05/13/2011 7:58:24 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (To conserve energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off permanently.)
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To: Lucky9teen

27 posted on 05/13/2011 8:14:10 AM PDT by Bean Counter (Rembember, you asked......)
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To: Lucky9teen

28 posted on 05/13/2011 8:15:27 AM PDT by Bean Counter (Rembember, you asked......)
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To: CPOSharky

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker.
Billy Connolly -
“If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a
headache and sex at the same time?”


29 posted on 05/13/2011 8:24:21 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: Lucky9teen

Osama’s last Facebook post.

BRB Someones at the door


30 posted on 05/13/2011 8:30:00 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: CholeraJoe
Welcome to Madiganistan and the capital city of Obamabad, and the big northern city of Rahmabad (formerly known as King Richard's Fiefdom).


31 posted on 05/13/2011 8:30:31 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
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To: Bean Counter
When a man can’t stand it anymore
32 posted on 05/13/2011 8:37:03 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: sunny48

33 posted on 05/13/2011 8:51:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Lucky9teen

34 posted on 05/13/2011 8:51:55 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Keep the 'ICk" in Democratic)
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To: Bean Counter

That is truly awesome.


35 posted on 05/13/2011 8:54:05 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: blau993

36 posted on 05/13/2011 8:56:42 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground: The Hogwarts of stupid.)
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To: blau993

Ok, that was my fault. I actually edited that part, from what the original said, because it bashed Bush.

Silly apostrophes.

Other than that.... Knock Knock


37 posted on 05/13/2011 8:57:56 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: paulycy
When I was a kid I always liked it when Halloween was on Friday the 13th.

Nope. Halloween is Christmas!

38 posted on 05/13/2011 9:02:56 AM PDT by John O (God Save America (Please))
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To: Lucky9teen

39 posted on 05/13/2011 9:18:11 AM PDT by RockinRight (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Lucky9teen; mhking

Just d-mn!


40 posted on 05/13/2011 9:21:34 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
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