Posted on 05/12/2011 9:09:17 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA
That sounds like the excuse I give my wife when she makes a really, really, really good lasagna. I never tell her it was good, I always tell her she needs more practice and to try again next week.
Are you kidding?
I hope so because it would shock the hell out of me to think that there are two people who are dumb enough to believe that real doctors give door to door enemas.
I am still having trouble believing that there is the one.
[cue Don Pardo]
“But her name lives on...Jane Doe...The Sonoma Enema Bandit!”
Posted on Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:37:15 PM by Rakkasan1
Broward Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a 76-year-old man Thursday who they say was going door-to-door in a Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood offering free breast exams.
Two women accepted the exams, BSO officials said.
At about 9 a.m., BSO investigators say, Philip Winikoff drove to an apartment complex near the 3200 block of Northwest 40th Street. Carrying a black ''doctor's'' bag, he walked up to the building and told a 36-year-old woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams.
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I see that my comment on that Madonna thread will follow me around like stepping in dog crap and not being able to get it off. LOL.
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
I heard RealzChannel purchased the rights to this story.
LOL - it’s a bit two faeced
Mwahahahahahha!
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