All: God save your majesty!
Cade: I thank you, good people—there shall be no money; all shall eat and drink on my score, and I will apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree like brothers, and worship me their lord.
Dick: The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.
Cade: Nay, that I mean to do.
Henry The Sixth, Part 2 Act 4, scene 2, 71–78
Yeah. But I suspect his case has merit.
I’m thinking that we have the material here needed to write a new and crude lawyer joke.
It’s not like someone put a gun to this guy’s head and held him there. Sheeesh, where is the personal resposibility here?
(I know, that was just a stupid rhetorical question).
Atty Gold’s CREDIT CARD: “It’s my fault. This cheapskate was bumming my buzz, see? I wanted to see big racks and nekkid chicks but Atty. Buzzkill here didn’t want me out in the open. Screw him. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Party on with Crystal and BARFFFFFFFFFFFFF...sorry about the hangover”
“Your Honor, I’m such a sleaze bag that they should be punished for associating with me.”
Established in 1987, THE TICKET CLINIC is one of the first law firms in the nation to concentrate solely on Florida DUI and traffic offenses. The Florida based DUI TASK FORCE was created by Mark S. Gold, Esq., the founder of THE TICKET CLINIC, to create a team approach to the defense of DUI cases in Florida.
“Woe unto you also, ye lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne, and ye yourselves touch not the burdens with one of your fingers.”
-Luke 11:46
“Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered.”
-Luke 11:52
Looks like Jesus had ‘em pegged 2000 years ago.
Reminds me of those lawyers who lose big at Vegas, then sue the casinos for letting them gamble while drunk.
Man, if you can’t trust a Mafia run strip club, who can you trust?
Mark S. Gold reportedly is suing the Gold Rush saying he became “temporarily unconscious” during a drunken night at the club in November 2010 and racked up $18,930 in charges.
GOLD, MARK S
MIAMI BEACH,FL 33139
GOLD & ASSOC PA/ATTORNEY
12/8/05
$500 DNC Services Corp (D)
Only a S. Florida lawyer would be shameless enough to pursue this... Devoid of scruples, brains and the enzymes needed to metabolize ethyl alcohol, and gonna tell the whole world about it!
I remember back in 1985 i blew my entire HS graduation money at the dog track.
I was really upset and learned a valuble leason.
Thinking back i shoulda just sued the racetrack for my losses.
Ranks up there with “The Devil made me buy this dress.”
He can’t be doing his reputation as a lawyer any good with this cock and bull story. Frankly, I’d hire the guy who sang “Pants on the Ground” before I asked this jerk to represent me in court.
...and to think he did it partly with MY money! His Ticket Clinic took excellent care of a $300 speeding ticket I got on the Rickenbacker Causeway. I didn’t see those posts before my earlier snark.
I hate it when I go to a bar and the keep forcing me to drink even when I tell them I’m past my personal limit.
Oh wait. That never happens.
They should put Miami Vice back into production just to due this story justice.
Gold the “mouthpiece” at the Gold Rush Strip club.
To paraphrase: attorny defend thyself !
Where’s Sherlock Holmes when you need him ? I’d wager he’d discover the gentleman created the debauche in order to cover up some other, less savory, expenditures..... >PS
Unless they put a gun to his head and forced him to drink he has no case.....unless of course, depends on the judge sitting in.