Posted on 04/05/2011 6:02:17 AM PDT by silent_jonny
The ickiest part of it is his gyrations.
Hip-swivels? My eyes!! X-(
one of the best ever on their stage
OH PLEASE...
While Jacob was shreaking....somewhere in America....a glass broke....damned shame it didnt break over his head.
LOL. Captain Kangaroo formal wear.
I think it is from the Fags-R-Us Garanimals collection
LOL, he borrowed it from Randy!
Randy trying to push Jacob back in the closet...
Gonna need a front end loader to get that boy back into the closet (PUN not intended) LOL
His first song is Jordan Spark's "No Air". I think Jacob's voice is higher than Jordan's. It's like an air-raid siren set to music.
J-Lo: There's no doubt you have the showmanship. Your voice is one of the best that's ever been on this stage. You need to pick songs that show the audience who you are. I think that will get you to the top three, the top two, the finale!
Randy: I kinda differ with that opinion. I don't think anyone should be singing duet songs. Kinda sharp. I don't see you as Chris Brown or Jordan Sparks. I see you as a Luther, a church kid.
Steven: We're waiting for you to find a niche. I love your voice. Waiting for you find something that's 100% you, not other people.
Lisping with Seacrest, Jacob suggests that "being a new Luther Vandross" may be too constraining for him. What an ego.
or a butt plug w/ 600 pound test line
Love Lauren, but that grass skirt needs a bit more twine.
No you are not alone! lol Can’t wait for his departure!
Is her voice lost in the mix?
Jacob is going home this week bank on it. His voice just isn’t that great. I’m bummed because everyone is sucking so far. I don’t mind classic country but I hate the current stuff. The songs and lyrics are just so corny.
That is PERFECT, Jonny! I looooooved the drawings—especially since I know that you are such an amazing artist!
Well done! *Standing O* (O for ovation, not that jerk in the White House that is seriously pissing me off even more than usual!)
Her first song is Carrie Underwood's "Flat On The Floor". Pretty good. Not as good as Carrie though. Lauren is wearing her hair like Carrie tonight too, I notice.
Randy: That is the direction for you! This is a direction I agree with. Your fun side. Lauren is in it, ya'll!
Steven: As good as it gets. A fifteen year old girl singing like that? The sky is the limit.
J-Lo: You ate that up! That's what you have to do every time!
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