Posted on 04/01/2011 8:24:58 AM PDT by Liz
The Obamas are planning to be full-time farmers b/c Michelle sick of state dinners, and having to dress in designer gowns and wear flippy wigs. She wants the simple farming life. Obama has asked friends to find a working farm in in Cook County.
Michelle's WH garden has given her a new appreciation of the simple life. She has decided she has been missing out on the serenity and stress free life of a farmer.
Obama's constant WH Apology Tour was getting on her nerves. Then she was in Latin America, she forget to wear her wig.
The humiliation at being castigated for wearing a tacky gown made by wacky British designer Alexander McQueen..... ....and towering over the Chinese Bond-holder.......... clinched the decision. She demanded Obama resign.
Nor even Bob Mackie could help Moooochelle.
The NObama’s are pushing for reparations: 40 acres & a mule.
Barack only needs the 40 acres——and lengthy instructions on how to harness the plow to Mooooochelle.
C’mon - they’re just doing it for the Pigford money.
Once they collect their share, it’ll be back to the argula and Kobe beef circuit.
“The NObama’s are pushing for reparations: 40 acres & a mule.
Barack only needs the 40 acres——and lengthy instructions on how to harness the plow to Mooooochelle.”
LMAO Good one!
Oh, I only hope, pray, dream and wish it were true!!!!
The one on the right is better.
However, in keeping with his fiscal nature, he’d probably tear down all the buildings in the Loop area to make hisself a 5 acre farm and charge hit all to the durn taxpayers.
Biden wouldn’t be so bad. You could keep him busy with comic books, telling him “gotcher nose!” and letting him have a few colorful rabbits to look after.
The nice thing about Biden is that he will wander away from the White house, and the FBI will have to find him, again. Alzheimer's, ya’ know, or perhaps he's always been that stupid.
BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!!!
*sigh*....would be nice, though, if it WERE true! :)
She (the 1st Wookie) wants the simple farming life. Obama has asked friends to find a working farm in in Cook County.
Unfortunately there isn't any more working farms in Crook County. All that land has been sold off and Houses now sit on them. However if it was about Fifty Years ago there was a perfect 'working farm' for them ...
The Cook County Jail's Bridewell Farm!
'The Bridewell' was roughly located at County Line Road and US Route 66.
If you were convicted of a crime that carried a sentence from Six Months to One Year you'd be sent to work on the farm. When I was a preteen some of the 'Older Guys' (18-21) in the neighborhood got sent there for getting in Bar Fights.
I can't recall exactly when it closed but when I-55 was built at that spot in the early 60's the Bridewell was gone (though some of the Guard Towers were still standing in '63-'64). The land was sold off and The Cook County Jail at 26th St and California Avenue was expanded with new wings and buildings (on land once occupied by HUGH factories).
In any case, that 'farm' would be the perfect spot for the BOTH OF THEM. A jail Farm!
Roger that!
Plenty of room for the chicken coops and cabbage patch.
(I caught it in reruns, as I'm sure you all did, too.)
FWIW, I think a possible (doom-filled) scenario is that for some reason Biden steps off the ticket and Hillary is appointed VP. They'd win in a landslide and she'd be set up for 2016.
lolol.
Shiny things on Monday.
Haircut on Tuesday.
Chinese food on Wednesday.
Visit to a petting zoo on Thursday.
Clipping newspaper stories about himself on Friday.
Naps on Saturday.
Potluck on Sunday.
It’s a busy life.
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