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OBAMA RESIGNS PRESIDENCY; Michelle sick of state dinners, wants simple farm life in Cook County)
4/1/11
Posted on 04/01/2011 8:24:58 AM PDT by Liz
The Obamas are planning to be full-time farmers b/c Michelle sick of state dinners, and having to dress in designer gowns and wear flippy wigs. She wants the simple farming life. Obama has asked friends to find a working farm in in Cook County.
Michelle's WH garden has given her a new appreciation of the simple life. She has decided she has been missing out on the serenity and stress free life of a farmer.
Obama's constant WH Apology Tour was getting on her nerves. Then she was in Latin America, she forget to wear her wig.
The humiliation at being castigated for wearing a tacky gown made by wacky British designer Alexander McQueen..... ....and towering over the Chinese Bond-holder.......... clinched the decision. She demanded Obama resign.
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KEYWORDS: aprilfools; grifters
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To: GnuHere; workerbee
We need a Green Acres photoshop with the grifters’ pics!
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:42:04 AM PDT
by
Liz
(A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
To: Liz
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:42:56 AM PDT
by
Buckeye Battle Cry
(Terrorism in nothing more than Kinetic Islam)
To: Liz
Oh Liz...how cruel you are to toy with us so.....If the headline were only true!
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:44:58 AM PDT
by
LottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
To: hoosiermama; Libloather; STARWISE; maggief; onyx; Grampa Dave; stephenjohnbanker; GOPJ; ...
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:45:26 AM PDT
by
Liz
(A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
To: Liz
This is going to be a Looong April 1 !
25
posted on
04/01/2011 8:46:23 AM PDT
by
sickoflibs
("It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the federal spending=tax delayed")
To: LottieDah
Hey——sometimes wishing will make it so.
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:46:31 AM PDT
by
Liz
(A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
To: Liz
Just in time for them to cash in on some of that free Pigford money.
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:46:56 AM PDT
by
mbynack
(Retired USAF SMSgt)
To: Liz
Better April Fools Headline: "Obama's COLB Uncovered! President Was Born in Nebraska!"
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:46:59 AM PDT
by
neodad
(Don't Tap, Just Drill!)
To: Liz
“Hey——sometimes wishing will make it so.”
You got that right....
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:53:48 AM PDT
by
LottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
To: Liz
Happy April 1, Liz and thank you for the laughs and *if only*!!!!
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:54:06 AM PDT
by
onyx
(If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
To: RS_Rider
“Unfortunately it’s “American fools day” and we have been re-living it for the past 2+ years!”
Yeah, it’s kind of like a twisted version of the movie “Groundhog Day” and every morning I wake up to the same bad news on the radio that Zero has piled some new indignity on my country.
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:59:24 AM PDT
by
jessduntno
("Money...can't exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them." - Rand)
To: Liz
I'm no fashion critic but
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posted on
04/01/2011 9:06:13 AM PDT
by
McGruff
To: MEGoody
“Oh man, wish this were true.
Although. . . then we’re stuck with Biden.”
Yeah, but Obiden is looking better with each passing hour.
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posted on
04/01/2011 9:13:32 AM PDT
by
Howie66
(I can see November (2012) from my house.)
To: Liz
The plus side is being able to hook plow’s to that hugely over sized butt and make short work of planting season.
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posted on
04/01/2011 9:16:17 AM PDT
by
Cheetahcat
( November 4 2008 ,A date which will live in Infamy.)
To: McGruff; P-Marlowe; Dr. Eckleburg; RnMomof7
Rotflol!
Your #32 tells our age, but it is the perfect response!
What a great show that was.
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posted on
04/01/2011 9:17:37 AM PDT
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain & proud of it: Truly Supporting the Troops means praying for their Victory!)
To: Liz
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posted on
04/01/2011 9:17:48 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php - It's only uncivil when someone on the right does it.- Laz)
To: Liz
Ahh, then he can apply for the $50,000 black attempt to farm pay off?
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posted on
04/01/2011 9:25:25 AM PDT
by
Concho
(-)
To: Liz
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posted on
04/01/2011 9:26:54 AM PDT
by
wizr
(Keep the Faith! Even when it gets tough! Nothing else will do.)
To: Liz
I have tried unsuccessfully for a number of months to convince a friend that Michelle does not have anything more than “Nappy” hair. He just cannot buy it, since he believe that she has longer hair, which is worn in a number of ways.
I wish he could see this picture of her in Brazil.
Her dress maker must advertise under the name “Omar the Tent Maker”.
To: Liz
Moooochelle does not look one little bit happy in that photo!!! Wonder what was causing that look?
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