Americas Newest Mormon Conservative Leader – Rush Limbaugh?

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[Elsie]

In Rio Linda, it will soon be January de Janerio, it'll be winter in almost 3 months!

[Elsie]

Thirty days, has September.

April, June and the speed offender.

[Elsie]

The funeral of the boy was in Utah and I suspected that it was a Mormon service.

What clues made you suspicious?

[Elsie]

They hate Mormons because they are overwhelmingly conservative.

Why is it that MORMONs just LOVE to be HATED?

[Elsie]

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"Joseph; I advise you not to go to that jail."

 

"Darn gnats!!"

 

 

"Joseph; I'm telling you to not to go to that jail."

 

"Flies are BAD today!!"

 

 

"Joseph; It ain't gonna be pretty if you ignore me and go to that jail!"

 

"Crummy mosquitos are EVERYWHERE!!!"

 

 

"Joseph!  Do NOT go to that jail!"

 

"And those bedbugs really savaged me last night, too!"

 

 

"JOSEPH!!  Wake up boy!   Do Not Go To That JAIL!!!"

 

"All right Sheriff - here I am, so give me a nice room while my Lawyer, my Advocate, my Comforter presents the LAW to the Judge and I am VINDICATED!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[skimask]

I sure hope your right. I really do.

[McGruff]

How dare he.

[skimask]

Your right. I just re read the article. My bad.

[dfwgator]

I’m starting to really hate April Fool’s Day.

[Colonel_Flagg]

Just didn’t want you upset unnecessarily. :)

[luvie]

*rubbing eyes*

Sure glad I thought about this before posting some kind of
a rant! LOL

Happy April Fool’s Day to you! :)

[re_nortex]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those who don’t.

I was wondering when that was going to be posted! :-)

Meanwhile, this thread has pretty much gone 10-3-39.

(Curious to see how many FReepers get that reference).

[Elsie]

this one don’t...

[re_nortex]

this one don’t...[10-3-39]

So the mystery deepens, eh?

Well, it's not Biblical in origin, nor is it a math puzzle (for Indiana or otherwise). Let's just say it that those who have really traced the origin of "Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!" might be able to get it.

And in closing, remember that 42 is, of course, magic. But in Latrobe, PA it's always 33.

:-) * 10e6

Normally a very series FReeper except on January 0x5B.

[Raider Sam]

Going for absurdist humor?

[Vigilanteman]

Why is it that the Cotton Mather ultra-puritan witch burners still can’t admit that the Roger Williams religious freedom model won out over 300 years ago?

[aMorePerfectUnion]

good one grig! ☺