I'm from Alabama...I should know better!
Who does he think he is,Mike Tyson?
I’m a little confused by the variations of “assault” from state to state. THere’s assault, attempted assault, assault&battery, battery, 1st 2nd and 3rd degree assault...
There’s no consistency, or doesn’t seem to be. Is hitting with a rock first degree assault? Is spitting on someone 3rd degree assault? What the heck is battery if it’s not assault? Can you batter someone without assaulting them?
My grandma bit your grandma
Eike, Eikenella....
Eikenella corrodens is a commensal of the human mouth and upper respiratory tract. It is an unusual cause of infection and when it is cultured, it is most usually found mixed with other organisms. Infections most commonly occur in patients with cancers of the head and neck, but it is also common in human bite infections, especially "reverse bite" or "fight bite", or "clenched fist injuries".
So you can beat somebody to death with your dentures and you’re only guilty of bad breath?
I’ve come to the conclusion that the only reason to find yourself in a fight is because it was totally unavoidable, in which case, kill them.