[Bean Counter]

I'll start with one from my Niece.

"Smokers Cough"

1 1/2 shots of Jagermeister with a dollop of mayonnaise

(just a whiff of the Jager is enough to make me gag...)

Next?

[BMWR1200C]

“Mat Shot” in a bar, all of the liquids that over shoot the glass from pouring drinks all night poured into a shot glass. YummmmmO

[ThirdMate]

I just drank a Pisco Sour mixed with egg white. Very good, I may order another.

[alicewonders]

When I was much younger, and for lack of anything else in the house - we mixed gin and grape kool-aid together. I could throw up right now thinking about it.

[fullchroma]

Well into the Daquiri Party of 1976 we ran out of fruit, fruit juice and fruit jelly. The only thing left to toss into the blender with rum were saltine crackers. Not bad but I haven’t had the stomach to drink rum since.

[Excellence]

Slow, comfortable screw up against the wall.
Sloe gin
Southern Comfort
Orange juice
Galliano

[rlmorel]

Gotta be a “Cement Mixer”.

I went on a cruise, we met a bunch of people at a bar on the ship, and were buying rounds, when someone saId “Who wants to do “Cement Mixers”? A bunch of people raised their hands, so we ordered them and they brought over ten shots of Bailey’s Irish Cream and ten shots of Rose’s Lime juice.

One of the guys instructed us: First, take the shot of Bailey’s, hold it in your mouth, then toss in the lime juice and swallow.

I opined that that sounded disgusting, but the people all assured me that, as disgusting as it sounded, it tasted great.

So, we all grabbed our two shot glasses...I filled my mouth with Baileys, tossed in the lime juice and...

The whole thing turned into a curdled mass in my mouth. It was completely disgusting. Here I am, with my cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk, and I look around, and nobody had taken the lime juice...only the Bailey’s. They all grinned back at me, and I knew I had been had.

Not knowing what to do, I simply swallowed it. I thought it was pretty funny even still, and an expensive joke to boot...:)

[Winstons Julia]

My cousin went to New Orleans for his 21st birthday. Apparently the bar was pretty wet and he got a shot that they lit...

....something happened and the flames flew down the entire bar.

I wasn’t there. I wish I had been.

The funny thing? My cousin is a fireman.

[Cicero]

When I was still in prep school, my classmates came back from vacations in Manhattan swearing that the best drink ever was a Harvey Wallbanger.

[Red Badger]

I love Jagermeister...

[sidetracked]

Green Tailed Dragon of the Maroon Morning....

[rlmorel]

[ctyankee00]

Buffalo Fart: 1/2 bacardi 151, 1/2 wild turkey. neat, no ice! Tastes as good as it’s name :)

[razorback-bert]

Purple Passion and Everclear, plus an other booze handy.

[morans14]

my daughter loves pickle juice martinis. Just kosher dill pickle juice and vodka. I think they are foul.

[foobarred]

Sweaty Mexican Yeast Infection:

It’s been awhile but I believe it’s 1 part Tequila, 1 part 151, 1 part something equally as vile (can’t remember), a dash of Tabasco served with mayonnaise around the rim of the glass.

[IrishCatholic]

Ice tea with ginger ale...or Hawaiian punch with Sprite...
....yea, I know. I’ll head back to the kid’s table. I just wanted to see what was going on in the smoke filled room.

[listenhillary]

I thought it was unusual. Grapefruit juice and Vodka. Addictive.

[KC Burke]

Hop, Skip and Go Naked

Two wedges each of lime and Lemon squeezed into a large pilsner glass with one wedge of each left I’m the glass. One shot of Gin. Bring the glass to two-thirds full with crushed ice, stir, and then fill to brim with draft beer.

Better than you would imagine and when served to small groups of mixed company the name will need no explanation.

[Dust in the Wind]

Peppermint Clot

Freezer cold Ice 101 and Cinnamon Schnapps
3/4 shot of 101 topped off with the Cinnamon.

Nice cool sipin' on a hot evening.

[apillar]

Back in my wild and crazy college days, me and couple of my friends had been drinking, and were already pretty drunk when we ran out of beer, wanting to keep the “party” going we raided our dorm fridge and found a unopened bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and one of those convenience store gallon jars of hot sausages in brine. Well, we got the bright idea to mix the MD 20/20 with the brine from the sausages, thinking in our drunken state that we would be creating some famous new mixed drink. My friends were still sober enough to drink only a small glass of the nasty concoction. Being drunk and trying to act tough, I chugged the rest of the jar. Let's just say, I've never been so sick in my life, projectile vomiting and being virtually bedridden and feeling deathly ill for nearly two days. I guess chugging a couple quarts of salty brine and MD 20/20 isn't good for ones health...