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To: Bean Counter

Gotta be a “Cement Mixer”.

I went on a cruise, we met a bunch of people at a bar on the ship, and were buying rounds, when someone saId “Who wants to do “Cement Mixers”? A bunch of people raised their hands, so we ordered them and they brought over ten shots of Bailey’s Irish Cream and ten shots of Rose’s Lime juice.

One of the guys instructed us: First, take the shot of Bailey’s, hold it in your mouth, then toss in the lime juice and swallow.

I opined that that sounded disgusting, but the people all assured me that, as disgusting as it sounded, it tasted great.

So, we all grabbed our two shot glasses...I filled my mouth with Baileys, tossed in the lime juice and...

The whole thing turned into a curdled mass in my mouth. It was completely disgusting. Here I am, with my cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk, and I look around, and nobody had taken the lime juice...only the Bailey’s. They all grinned back at me, and I knew I had been had.

Not knowing what to do, I simply swallowed it. I thought it was pretty funny even still, and an expensive joke to boot...:)


8 posted on 03/16/2011 7:33:41 PM PDT by rlmorel (How to relate to Liberals? Take a Conservative, remove all responsibility...logic...)
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To: rlmorel

Used to frequent a bar that had ‘upside down margarita’s’ where the customer leans backwards over the bar and the ingredients are poured directly into the mouth. Most customers remember to close their mouths before standing upright and mixing the drink.


22 posted on 03/16/2011 7:45:05 PM PDT by posterchild
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