To: Bean Counter
Back in my wild and crazy college days, me and couple of my friends had been drinking, and were already pretty drunk when we ran out of beer, wanting to keep the “party” going we raided our dorm fridge and found a unopened bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and one of those convenience store gallon jars of hot sausages in brine. Well, we got the bright idea to mix the MD 20/20 with the brine from the sausages, thinking in our drunken state that we would be creating some famous new mixed drink. My friends were still sober enough to drink only a small glass of the nasty concoction. Being drunk and trying to act tough, I chugged the rest of the jar. Let's just say, I've never been so sick in my life, projectile vomiting and being virtually bedridden and feeling deathly ill for nearly two days. I guess chugging a couple quarts of salty brine and MD 20/20 isn't good for ones health...
33 posted on
03/16/2011 8:17:59 PM PDT by
apillar
To: apillar
You are lucky you didn’t die from alcohol poisoning. Alcohol dehydrates you; adding the brine probably jacked your blood chemistry big time.
59 posted on
03/17/2011 9:48:53 AM PDT by
Vor Lady
To: apillar
I would have to ask what you do for an encore? Drive a car off a cliff? Put on a $10,000 suit, and Rolex, and go for a midnight stroll through South Chicago?
Reminds me of a story about high school kids at a party who found a wine bottle in their parents refrigerator and started passing it around. The first one who drank immediately fell to the floor, began spasms, and puking up blood, sooo the next kid takes it and drinks from it and...well you can probably figure it out from there. Turns out the bottle was Sulfuric (?) Lye (?) acid the parents used to make pretzels. Ended up killing 2 of them, and putting 6 more in the hospital.
I’m sorry even as a kid, if I saw someone drink something, and immediately fall to the floor and puke blood, I’m sure wouldn’t have grabbed the bottle and followed suite. Talk about sheep.
61 posted on
03/17/2011 12:27:27 PM PDT by
rikkir
(I had to show my BC to play Little League, he should have to show his to be President!)
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