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I'd love to see a picture of mother and daughter...
1 posted on 03/10/2011 12:49:51 PM PST by Beaten Valve
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To: Beaten Valve

Some people just live too close to power lines, know what I mean?!


2 posted on 03/10/2011 12:51:14 PM PST by momtothree
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To: Beaten Valve

I’d bet there is a certain family resemblance...


3 posted on 03/10/2011 12:52:01 PM PST by null and void (We are now in day 778 of our national holiday from reality. - tic. tic. tic. It's almost 3 AM)
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To: Beaten Valve

“One official asked why the woman had the monkey in her bra”

I don’t know why, but that line is just so...comical!


4 posted on 03/10/2011 12:52:45 PM PST by MeganC (Soli Deo Gloria)
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5 posted on 03/10/2011 12:53:02 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Beaten Valve

Was it a titi monkey?


6 posted on 03/10/2011 12:53:02 PM PST by forgotten man (forgotten man)
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To: Beaten Valve

Expected something more like this.....

7 posted on 03/10/2011 12:53:54 PM PST by r9etb
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To: Beaten Valve
she had the creature’s clothes specially made in West Virginia.
Where else?
8 posted on 03/10/2011 12:54:11 PM PST by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: Beaten Valve

Best headline in 2011 so far.


9 posted on 03/10/2011 12:54:51 PM PST by omega4179
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Asked who let the monkey through the metal detector, a deputy quipped: “It wasn’t armed.”

LOL!


10 posted on 03/10/2011 12:55:11 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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11 posted on 03/10/2011 12:55:18 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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Michelle Obama comment requiring Moderator Intervention
coming in 3.....2.......1......


12 posted on 03/10/2011 12:56:17 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Beaten Valve
Asked who let the monkey through the metal detector, a deputy quipped: “It wasn’t armed.”

Good answer. I predict this deputy will go far.

13 posted on 03/10/2011 12:58:54 PM PST by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: Beaten Valve

This is my hometown. *facepalm*

I SWEAR WE’RE NOT ALL THIS WEIRD.

}:-)4


14 posted on 03/10/2011 1:00:32 PM PST by Moose4 ("By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!")
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To: Beaten Valve

“dressed in diapers”

I’m sure the diapers were functional rather than aesthetic.


15 posted on 03/10/2011 1:00:44 PM PST by Christian Engineer Mass (25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many younger conservative Christians out there? __ Click my name)
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To: Beaten Valve
Was she wearing a sweater?


16 posted on 03/10/2011 1:02:58 PM PST by Iron Munro ("Our country's founders cherished liberty, not democracy." -- Ron Paul)
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To: Beaten Valve

[Authorities said a woman entered the Amherst County courthouse this morning with a tiny monkey tucked into her bra, dressed in diapers and a white dress with pink flowers. ]

Was she wearing the diapers and the white dress with pink flowers? Or the monkey?


18 posted on 03/10/2011 1:07:40 PM PST by DaxtonBrown (HARRY: Money Mob & Influence (See my Expose on Reid on amazon.com written by me!))
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To: Beaten Valve

TTIUWOP


22 posted on 03/10/2011 1:26:12 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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Not sure why, but I think this warrants a not-a-ping...


26 posted on 03/10/2011 1:51:30 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable. -Albert Brooks)
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To: Beaten Valve

So was the woman wearing a monkey stuffed in her underclothes, or was the monkey wearing a woman’s bra?

I need to know for the “things in pants” keyword PING list. May need to start a whole new classification.


28 posted on 03/10/2011 1:53:41 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable. -Albert Brooks)
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Asked who let the monkey through the metal detector, a deputy quipped: “It wasn’t armed.”

Translation: "It's not my job."

29 posted on 03/10/2011 1:56:07 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable. -Albert Brooks)
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