[Iron Munro]

Was she wearing a sweater?

[r9etb]

Mail-Order Monkeys.... the logistics of that would have been interesting to behold.

[savedbygrace]

I remember when I was in 3rd grade I ordered an ant farm with ants.

When the package came, I opened it and saw the ants were in a tube-like container. I opened it and saw that the ants were motionless and non-reactive. I assumed they had died in shipment, so I dumped them out on the sidewalk and stomped on them in anger.

I probably should have read the instructions first.

[irishtenor]

I got my X-ray glasses from them, I think.