
Don’t eat the purple mushrooms on Planet Charliesheen
cause you’ll cry when you hear the trumpetcarrots sing
sleep all day and party all night at the Tiger Blood Den
live with goddesses (in sin) and walk out on comrades in 2 1/2 men
I don’t recommend it, if you have a heart condition
you can drink the Koolaid but it has no nutrition
Mt. Nebo is haunted with floating apparitions
Nobody goes there because of the superstitions
I started talking gibberish from the very start
people laughed but it was what was on my heart
there you can be anybody - even be a king
that’s what life is like, on Planet Charliesheen
Money means nothing compared to a principle
in the mists of Halcyon, a person feels invincible
freedom from all wants, everythings dispensable
it seems all mixed up to the ones who are sensible
The sky is kinda yellow, the water kinda green
nothing here is dirty, nothing here is clean
you can scream your head off, it doesn’t make a scene
and that’s how it is, on Planet Charliesheen
Maybe Charlie should sue his parents.
Being a “gentleman”, I’ll not elaborate on exactly why...... Just take my word for it.
Sheen knew what he was doing. I know some people at that specific court and they mostly tend to lick the bottom of the shoes of celebs. Away from the studios, and lib-actor friendly. Someone coherent is nudging him on what to do in the background..

Anyone know how 2 1/2 Men ratings are since this all started?
Anyone know how 2 1/2 Men ratings are since this all started?
Good job. Chuck Lorrie and Warner Brothers are just as slimy as crazy charlie.
You know, Sheen was just peachy for them even after he held a knife to his wife’s throat. But insulting them in public, and badda-bing, he’s fired. Interesting.
In Caliphate-pornia he might actually win.
What a complete idiot. They and the crew should be sueing charlie.

Cuckoo for Cocao Puffs!
I hope that he wins... yes... I hate cbs THAT MUCH!
LLS
The show never stopped, it just moved to prime time, 24/7
Just awaiting the countersuit! The real lawsuit.
How about a legal opinion? Is drug considered to be a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act
(ADA)? Did firing Charlie constitute a violation of the ADA?