[BipolarBob]

Don’t eat the purple mushrooms on Planet Charliesheen
cause you’ll cry when you hear the trumpetcarrots sing
sleep all day and party all night at the Tiger Blood Den
live with goddesses (in sin) and walk out on comrades in 2 1/2 men

I don’t recommend it, if you have a heart condition
you can drink the Koolaid but it has no nutrition
Mt. Nebo is haunted with floating apparitions
Nobody goes there because of the superstitions

I started talking gibberish from the very start
people laughed but it was what was on my heart
there you can be anybody - even be a king
that’s what life is like, on Planet Charliesheen

Money means nothing compared to a principle
in the mists of Halcyon, a person feels invincible
freedom from all wants, everythings dispensable
it seems all mixed up to the ones who are sensible

The sky is kinda yellow, the water kinda green
nothing here is dirty, nothing here is clean
you can scream your head off, it doesn’t make a scene
and that’s how it is, on Planet Charliesheen

[TSgt]

The lawsuit reads like it was written by Charlie.

Delusional...

[GOP Poet]

Awesome!!

[Upstate NY Guy]

Great poem BipolarBob!

[dfwgator]

[TSgt]

Twenty Minutes With The President By Charlie Sheen Tuesday, September 8, 2009 I recently had the pleasure of sitting down with our 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama, while he was out promoting his health care reform initiative. I requested 30 minutes given the scope and detail of my inquiry; they said I could have 20. Twenty minutes, 1200 seconds, not a lot of time to question the President about one of the most important events in our nation’s history. The following is a transcript of our remarkable discussion. Charlie Sheen – Good afternoon Mr. President, thank you so much for taking time out of your demanding schedule. President Barack Obama – My pleasure, the content of your request seemed like something I should carve out a few minutes for. CS – I should point out that I voted for you, as your promises of hope and change, transparency and accountability, as well as putting government back into the hands of the American people, struck an emotional chord in me that I hadn’t felt in quite some time, perhaps ever. PBO – And I appreciate that Charlie. Big fan of the show, by the way. CS – Sir, I can’t imagine when you might find the time to actually watch my show given the measure of what you inherited. PBO – I have it Tivo’d on Air Force One. Nice break from the traveling press corps. (He glances at his watch) not to be abrupt or to rush you, but you have 19 minutes left.

[MsLady]

Excellent!!!

[cweese]

Well done!!