Alaska Woman Kicked by Moose in City Park

Fox News ^ | March 08, 2011

[Sopater]

ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Don't mess with the moose.

That's the warning police in Anchorage, Alaska, are repeating after one of the animals kicked a woman in the chest and shoulder at a city park. She was checked by medics Monday afternoon and didn't have to go to a hospital.

[thackney]

Plant some willow in your neighbor’s yard. That might help.

(only kidding)

[redhead]

"Plant some willow in your neighbor’s yard. That might help. (only kidding)"

LOL! I think the problem is the fence. I have the only fenced-in yard on the street, so where do the mooses drop by for brunch and noshes? Maybe the trick is to take down my fence. LOL!

[Wicket]

Dingbat raised on Disney films no doubt.

[P.O.E.]

The international sign for "Moose being brought in for questioning"

[Vor Lady]

I had a friend that had her Gremlin totaled by a moose. The insurance agent asked her, can you describe the moose? What a question. It was about 10 at night, in Maine, during the winter. All she saw was a huge brown thing attacking her car while she sat in it and screamed.