Surgeon General Elders says "Jerk It!"
Posted on 03/03/2011 2:59:46 PM PST by Upstate NY Guy
SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY -- A how-to guide for better masturbation that hangs in Skidmore College bathrooms is steaming up the campus in more ways than one.
The Your-Body-is-a-Wonderland edition of The Racy Reader, published by the college's Center for Sex and Gender Relations, encourages masturbation as "a great way to relieve some of the stress that comes with classes, finals and the never ending homework." The poster shows a map of the body's erotic zones and offers suggestions for heightening self-pleasure.
Students created 300 copies of the "restroom reader" with the help of a college administrator. Fliers were placed in bathroom stalls in dorms, classroom buildings and the college library. The poster invites male and female readers to "think up your fantasies."
"Spend time thinking about what really gets you going, and spend your day thinking about situations that get you turned on...
(Excerpt) Read more at timesunion.com ...
The 2010-11 basic annual costs of attendance are outlined below:
| Tuition and Required Fees |
$41,184 |
| Room Fees |
|
| Traditional Residence Hall |
$6,496 |
| Residence Hall Single Occupancy |
$7,096 |
| Scribner Village (SV) Apartment |
$7,940 |
| Northwoods (NW) Apartment |
$8,348 |
| Board | $4,490 |
Skidmore College Skeet Skeet Skeet Team.
And they play toe tapping music, too.
Skidmore Tuition and fees : $41,184
Dorm $6,496
Board $4,190
If I was paying this school this kind of money, the “administrator” would be fired and so would the person who hired him.
I.B.M.
Go to one of their games and hear the cheer.
“Two.Four.Six.Eight!
We know how to masturbate!
Skidmore! Skidmore! Yay!”
A Skidmore Grad interviewing for a job.
“And I won the prestigious Rosie O’Donnell Award.”
They’re going to have to change the ACT/SAT now.
imnotlaughingimnotlaughing
“That’s a nice lettermans jacket. What’s the ‘M’ for?”
“Yes Dad, I know I’ve been at this school for eight years...”
Surgeon General Elders says "Jerk It!"
Do these credits transfer to the Northwestern University sex-toy class?
Sounds like they have skidmarks on their brains. Disgusting crap paid for from taxpayer dollars and decent moral people’s tuition.
Well, can you beat that?....
Better watch it if you’re a hand model.
For God’s sake, don’t put a masturbation guide in public restroom.
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