"Psst. I hear that global warming causes cooling. Pass it on!"
Yeah, my roommate actually said this. I knew it was hopeless then.
GOOGLE: global warming drought
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=global+warming+drought&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=
"Psst. I hear that global warming causes cooling. Pass it on!"
In the past the World has been at times, warmer, cooler, wetter, dryer, winder, calmer.
In the future, the World will be at times, warmer, cooler, wetter, dryer, winder, calmer.
NOW! SHOW ME SOME GUBMIT CHEESE! I WANT MY GRANT MONEY!
“As temperatures continue to rise...”
Global temperatures haven’t risen for years.
The mainstream media is trying to back away from their global warming boulage without saying they were wrong. Climate change is very different from global warming, isn’t it?
Just a few years ago scientists said that global warming meant no more snow for the UK.
Blaming everything on AGW has become a truly Pavlovian response by the Left.
So, someone help me out here - isn’t the logical conclusion that the ice ages were caused by global warming? I guess I should have known!!!
They’re desperate. Funding is at stake.
It would be interesting to document the complete absence of the new “AGW can cause increased snowfall” claim before, say, 2008. For example, there isn’t a whisper about it in Gore’s award-winning propagandamentary “An Inconvenient Truth.”
‘Come on now.....................
We all know it’s caused by BUSH AND HALLBURTON!
Ok, but why is it falling as snow? Shouldn't it be falling as rain if it was getting warmer?
Last year and a half there were NO solar flares (sun spots).
GOD does weather full time, Man, maybe momentarily.
Oh BULLSH!T! I have a panel of scientists that say that this panel are a bunch of greedy, leftist grant wh0res.
LLS
That’s absolutely right. Global warming is causing an ice age, and anthropogenic global flatulence is causing too much frozen water in the atmosphere.
So all the stories of the blizzards in the pioneer days I’ve read about, plus all the stories of brutal winters told to me by long dead old-timers - what the hell exactly was all that?
I’m predicting Man Made Stock Market Change. This will cause the stock market to go up, and down, in an unpredictable fashion. The only cure is govt controlled markets, and an increase in taxes on dividends, capital gains, and a reduction of the Unified Credit to a more reasonable $10,000 per person.
Smoking crack IS the likely cause of why these global warming idiots changed their collective snakeoil salesman saying and proffs to global climate change too .... =.=
LOL, you know you just can't make this stuff up.