Posted on 03/01/2011 1:23:44 AM PST by JustAmy
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Thank you, have a nice day.
“Fishing Mirror”
A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, “What is the mirror for?”
“That’s my secret way to catch fish,” said the other man. “Shine the mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on the water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat.”
“Wow! Does that really work?”
“You bet it does.”
“Would you be interested in selling that mirror? I’ll give you $30 for it.”
“Well, okay.”
After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, “By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?”
“You’re the sixth,” he said.
A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren’t used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security.
The first night we placed a chair against the door and stacked our luggage on it. To complete the barricade, we put the trash can on top. If an intruder tried to break in, we’d be sure to hear him.
Around 1 a.m. there was a knock on the door.
“Who is it?” my friend asked nervously.
“Honey,” a woman on the other side yelled, “you left your key in the door.”
Thanks so much, Jaycee! My heart goes out so much, for the country.
Me, too!
Thanks, Jaycee!
:)
LOL!
Ads Gone Wrong
For sale:
Antique desk suitable for lady with
thick legs and large drawers.
For Sale
Eight puppies from a German Sheppard
and an Alaskan Hussy.
Used Cars:
Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Bumper Stickers
Use caution in passing.
Driver chewing tobacco.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
I drive way too fast to worry
about cholesterol.
Honk if you support tax
cuts for the rich.
Take the mystery out of driving. Use your turn signal.
Come on Fish Hawk, when you were a kid there weren’t any Daffodils here...
Doesn’t he do a great job on that song? Beautiful!! He’s great!
Thanks for the mind refresher!
LOL!
THEY ARE GREAT!!!
You betcha
Love this
;o)
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