Ads Gone Wrong
For sale:
Antique desk suitable for lady with
thick legs and large drawers.
For Sale
Eight puppies from a German Sheppard
and an Alaskan Hussy.
Used Cars:
Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Bumper Stickers
Use caution in passing.
Driver chewing tobacco.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
I drive way too fast to worry
about cholesterol.
Honk if you support tax
cuts for the rich.
Take the mystery out of driving. Use your turn signal.
Funny Mark Twain One Liner Jokes
Mark Twain, that prolific witty author who brought to us the delightful tale of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, was a quick witted man who seldom kept his opinion to himself!
Here are a few examples of his wit and wisdom:
* Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
* Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
* A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
* A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is just putting on its shoes.
* It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
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