Huh?! Is insanity catching?
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Men... no... male wookies... yes.
LLS
67 posted on
02/25/2011 4:45:16 AM PST by
LibLieSlayer
(WOLVERINES!!!)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Some headlines you just can’t “unread”.
70 posted on
02/25/2011 4:50:43 AM PST by
InvisibleChurch
(The great American prostate exam continues.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
I suspect most men would ‘Lorena Bobbit’ themselves first...
71 posted on
02/25/2011 4:50:56 AM PST by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Thanks a BUNCH, 2nd -
73 posted on
02/25/2011 5:23:39 AM PST by
Peet
(Leftists think personal liberty is so important it must be carefully rationed.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
I think many at FR are unreasonably harsh on Michelle Obama, but if my thoughts strayed with respect to any woman in politics, it would be in the direction of the next president of the United States and not toward the nearly average wife of a far below average former US Senator.
77 posted on
02/25/2011 6:28:38 AM PST by
Pollster1
(Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Eddie Griffin? Does he walk about with a red-tipped cane?
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Hi! My name is Eddie and I’ve got some minor Hollywood chops so, my worldview revolves around my genitals.
81 posted on
02/25/2011 7:04:08 AM PST by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
“I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed,...”
It’s true. I’m afraid to say it because if I did I might actually puke on somebody and be so traumatized by the visual that I would never be able to perform in bed again.
82 posted on
02/25/2011 7:16:13 AM PST by
Lee'sGhost
(Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
These idiot comics always think they are the ones breaking the barriers, being edgy. It’s as if Lenny Bruce, Redd Foxx, George Carlin or Richard Pryor never existed.
85 posted on
02/25/2011 7:21:59 AM PST by
wtc911
("How you gonna get down that hill?")
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie...
Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.
I like 'em tall, but I do prefer less than an axe handle's width across the hips...
86 posted on
02/25/2011 7:23:56 AM PST by
Dead Corpse
(III%. The last line in the sand)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
“OH! OHH!!! OHHHHH!!!!!”
87 posted on
02/25/2011 7:34:24 AM PST by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
IF you woke up to find Michelle Obama next to you, that would mean several truly horrific scenarios played out.
One: YOU’VE BEEN ABDUCTED FOOL!
Get the heck out if you aren’t restrained!
Two: You’re being setup!
DUH, obviously!
Three: You will be found later in a landfill or Fort Marcy park.
Try not to scream yourself hoarse during the next few remining minutes of life.
On the plus side: You don’t have that long left to live.
90 posted on
02/25/2011 12:52:59 PM PST by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
It’s a tough call, but Moochelle barely edges out Helen Thomas on my list of fantasy dates...for last place.
93 posted on
02/25/2011 1:16:49 PM PST by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
To paraphrase Mr. Babbage, I am not rightly able to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a statement.
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