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W.Va. Cousins Stopped With Carload Of Stolen Jerky
WTAE.com ^
| February 18, 2011
Posted on 02/18/2011 1:15:43 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
SOMERSET, Pa. -- Two West Virginia cousins are in the Somerset County Prison awaiting a hearing after they were pulled over and caught with a car full of stolen beef jerky, police said Friday.
Somerset Police Chief Randy Cox told Channel 4 Action News reporter Jennifer Miele that the men were pulled over Wednesday on Plank Road because their license plate appeared to be falling off. That is when an officer noticed the jerky.
Police say in an affidavit they saw "a large amount of boxed and packaged beef jerky" and socket sets on the car's rear seat.
Police said the men acknowledged stealing the items from auto parts stores and gas stations.
Police told Miele the men planned to sell the stolen items to finance a trip from West Virginia to New Stanton in Westmoreland County, where one of the suspects relatives was having car trouble.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: jerky
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I bet the judge gives them something to chew on fer a while.
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posted on
02/18/2011 1:19:23 PM PST
by
dblshot
(Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Hark! I hear banjo music.
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posted on
02/18/2011 1:19:42 PM PST
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Thats BS, he was going to get grizzled and eat Jerky till spring, but they must have already stashed the Red Man chew..
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posted on
02/18/2011 1:19:42 PM PST
by
aces
To: rightwingintelligentsia; Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady
Some jokes just write themselves.
Sometimes there’s no point in even trying to use the effort.
Theived Beef Jerky road trip for funding ping.
No coffee involved.
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posted on
02/18/2011 1:19:58 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
02/18/2011 1:21:45 PM PST
by
sipwine
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
02/18/2011 1:28:55 PM PST
by
GeronL
(http://www.stink-eye.net/forum/index.php for FR backup site!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Was it Carne Seca? Because that stuff is seriously addictive.
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posted on
02/18/2011 1:37:01 PM PST
by
mylife
(Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
To: massgopguy
Ferget it. They wasn't even married.
Yet.
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posted on
02/18/2011 1:43:10 PM PST
by
MARTIAL MONK
(I'm waiting for the POP!)
To: dblshot
The needed the jerky to eat with their moonshine. And they needed the socket wrenches and auto parts to maintain their still.
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posted on
02/18/2011 1:44:12 PM PST
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: Darksheare
No coffee? A likely story.
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posted on
02/18/2011 2:23:38 PM PST
by
TheOldLady
("I am optimistic... [and] greatly heartened by the response of America in 2010..." - Lazamataz)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
02/18/2011 2:28:24 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: massgopguy
Hey careful there bud - I’m from West Virginia! West Virginia, where the toothbrush was invented (now you know why it’s not called a “teethbrush”).
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posted on
02/18/2011 2:36:03 PM PST
by
JaguarXKE
(Life - It's 10 percent circumstances and 90 percent how you react to circumstances - Sarah Palin)
To: rightwingintelligentsia; Darksheare; Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady
No realli!
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posted on
02/18/2011 2:43:11 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Hooray PinkiePie!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Sounds like they need Cousin Vinnie.
To: mylife
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posted on
02/18/2011 2:55:35 PM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: ArrogantBustard
Darned expensive dog food!
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posted on
02/18/2011 3:04:13 PM PST
by
mylife
(Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
To: massgopguy
Foggy Mountain Breakdown DID come to mind.
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posted on
02/18/2011 3:41:12 PM PST
by
boop
("Let's just say they'll be satisfied with LESS"... Ming the Merciless)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
02/18/2011 4:23:49 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: windcliff
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posted on
02/19/2011 6:42:40 AM PST
by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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