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W.Va. Cousins Stopped With Carload Of Stolen Jerky
WTAE.com ^ | February 18, 2011

Posted on 02/18/2011 1:15:43 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia

SOMERSET, Pa. -- Two West Virginia cousins are in the Somerset County Prison awaiting a hearing after they were pulled over and caught with a car full of stolen beef jerky, police said Friday.

Somerset Police Chief Randy Cox told Channel 4 Action News reporter Jennifer Miele that the men were pulled over Wednesday on Plank Road because their license plate appeared to be falling off. That is when an officer noticed the jerky.

Police say in an affidavit they saw "a large amount of boxed and packaged beef jerky" and socket sets on the car's rear seat.

Police said the men acknowledged stealing the items from auto parts stores and gas stations.

Police told Miele the men planned to sell the stolen items to finance a trip from West Virginia to New Stanton in Westmoreland County, where one of the suspect’s relatives was having car trouble.

(Excerpt) Read more at wtae.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: jerky

1 posted on 02/18/2011 1:15:50 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I bet the judge gives them something to chew on fer a while.


2 posted on 02/18/2011 1:19:23 PM PST by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Hark! I hear banjo music.


3 posted on 02/18/2011 1:19:42 PM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Thats BS, he was going to get grizzled and eat Jerky till spring, but they must have already stashed the Red Man chew..


4 posted on 02/18/2011 1:19:42 PM PST by aces
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady

Some jokes just write themselves.
Sometimes there’s no point in even trying to use the effort.

Theived Beef Jerky road trip for funding ping.
No coffee involved.


5 posted on 02/18/2011 1:19:58 PM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

What a great headline:)


6 posted on 02/18/2011 1:21:45 PM PST by sipwine
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

those jerks


7 posted on 02/18/2011 1:28:55 PM PST by GeronL (http://www.stink-eye.net/forum/index.php for FR backup site!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Was it Carne Seca? Because that stuff is seriously addictive.


8 posted on 02/18/2011 1:37:01 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: massgopguy
Ferget it. They wasn't even married.



Yet.

9 posted on 02/18/2011 1:43:10 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: dblshot

The needed the jerky to eat with their moonshine. And they needed the socket wrenches and auto parts to maintain their still.


10 posted on 02/18/2011 1:44:12 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Darksheare

No coffee? A likely story.


11 posted on 02/18/2011 2:23:38 PM PST by TheOldLady ("I am optimistic... [and] greatly heartened by the response of America in 2010..." - Lazamataz)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

12 posted on 02/18/2011 2:28:24 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: massgopguy

Hey careful there bud - I’m from West Virginia! West Virginia, where the toothbrush was invented (now you know why it’s not called a “teethbrush”).


13 posted on 02/18/2011 2:36:03 PM PST by JaguarXKE (Life - It's 10 percent circumstances and 90 percent how you react to circumstances - Sarah Palin)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; Darksheare; Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady

No realli!

14 posted on 02/18/2011 2:43:11 PM PST by martin_fierro (Hooray PinkiePie!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Sounds like they need Cousin Vinnie.


15 posted on 02/18/2011 2:50:24 PM PST by jerseyrocks
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To: mylife

Jack Link’s is dogfood.


16 posted on 02/18/2011 2:55:35 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Darned expensive dog food!


17 posted on 02/18/2011 3:04:13 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: massgopguy

Foggy Mountain Breakdown DID come to mind.


18 posted on 02/18/2011 3:41:12 PM PST by boop ("Let's just say they'll be satisfied with LESS"... Ming the Merciless)
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To: Darksheare

19 posted on 02/18/2011 4:23:49 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: windcliff

ping


20 posted on 02/19/2011 6:42:40 AM PST by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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