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Caption Janet Guarding the Mexican Border
Weasel Zippers ^ | February 17, 2010 | Unattributed

Posted on 02/17/2011 8:24:56 AM PST by LurkedLongEnough

Stunning.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aidingtheenemy; aliens; banglist; bordersecurity; dhs; guns; homelandinsecurity; immigration; unclejanet
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1 posted on 02/17/2011 8:24:59 AM PST by LurkedLongEnough
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Hey, whos the smartass that gave me an unloaded gun?


2 posted on 02/17/2011 8:27:29 AM PST by Ev Reeman
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Ferocious Penis Envy


3 posted on 02/17/2011 8:28:03 AM PST by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Careful, now, Janet. Don’t let that right hand even get NEAR the trigger!


4 posted on 02/17/2011 8:30:44 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Move along illegals, I’ll protect you from those evil ranchers


5 posted on 02/17/2011 8:33:01 AM PST by ScottfromNJ
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Barry O, Joe B. and Janet Nappy are hunting rabbits.
Suddenly a naked, nubile blond breaks from cover.
Janet runs her down.
Barry says, “Make no mistake about it: I’m confused.”
Joe winks & says, “Are you game?”
The blond says, “I guess I have to say `Yes’.”
So Joe shoots her.


6 posted on 02/17/2011 8:34:31 AM PST by tumblindice (We don't see you as infidels, but as friends we haven't blown up yet.)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Ever tried to shoot skeet, trap, five stand, etc. with those huge ear muffs? Not possible.


7 posted on 02/17/2011 8:38:45 AM PST by Roos_Girl (The world is full of educated derelicts. - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

And let’s discuss the etiquette of having your slide open when not shooting so others know you’re not loaded....


8 posted on 02/17/2011 8:39:43 AM PST by Roos_Girl (The world is full of educated derelicts. - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Trod Upon
Ferocious Penis Envy

You can't envy what you have already....

Mike

9 posted on 02/17/2011 8:44:57 AM PST by MichaelP ("Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

I will shoot any Arizonan who tries to stem the flow of future Democrat voters....err err....the flow of illegal immigrants who are only trying to seek a better life.


10 posted on 02/17/2011 8:47:16 AM PST by ImNotLying (Constitution Lover "A man who does not think for himself does not think at all")
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To: Roos_Girl
Ever tried to shoot skeet, trap, five stand, etc. with those huge ear muffs? Not possible.
I always use ear plugs when I target shoot with hand guns, never those ear muffs. I never shot skeet or trap. Just out of curiosity, why "not possible"?
11 posted on 02/17/2011 8:52:17 AM PST by samtheman
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To: Trod Upon
Ferocious Penis Envy

Awwwww, C'mon......She's gotta have at least a 9 incher
12 posted on 02/17/2011 8:56:07 AM PST by jrg
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Muslim Jihad the Mexican way!
http://towncriernews.blogspot.com/2011/02/muslim-jihad-mexican-way.html


13 posted on 02/17/2011 8:59:13 AM PST by AuntB (Illegal immigration is simply more "share the wealth" socialism and a CRIME not a race!)
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To: samtheman

I guess I shouldn’t have said not possible, but the butt of the shotgun needs to be right up against your cheek for correct form. The big ears get in the way, always clanking against the butt, and can’t get the shotgun in correct position quickly enough to get a good shot off.


14 posted on 02/17/2011 9:10:58 AM PST by Roos_Girl (The world is full of educated derelicts. - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Roos_Girl

That big shit eating grin on her face reminds me of those commercials with the smiling guy in those penis enhancing or enlarging ads.


15 posted on 02/17/2011 9:17:48 AM PST by Ev Reeman
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To: LurkedLongEnough


Is she saying "Sure, come on in, any ICE agents get in yer way well, I scare em' off ..." ?
16 posted on 02/17/2011 9:19:55 AM PST by Scythian
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To: LurkedLongEnough

Check out the latest Columbian DRUG SUB:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpD6LtA-qrM

Fully submersible, air-conditioning, diesel-electric, can run 7 hours @ 9 knots and 9 meters, fully underwater. This one hauled 8 THOUSAND keys of coke.

Verrry impressive. When they get bored of drugs what THEN will they ship.

Hmmm...? This is the future.


17 posted on 02/17/2011 9:23:22 AM PST by gaijin
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To: Scythian

Is that a squishy looking he or an ugly she?


18 posted on 02/17/2011 9:24:36 AM PST by celtic gal
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To: Scythian

See any resemblance

19 posted on 02/17/2011 9:26:49 AM PST by ThomasMore (Islam is the Whore of Babylon!)
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To: gaijin; All

Today’s nafbpo south of the border report

El Universal (Mexico) 2/16/2011

Beltrones: Mexico could end up like Vietnam

The chairman of the Mexican Senate, Manlio Fabio Beltrones, said the violence unleashed by the war on drugs could end President Calderon’s term with a death toll similar to that experienced in the Vietnam War. He reiterated that the issue of public safety is most important. He said that by attacking this problem directly all you have is violence, so it is better to have good governance and economic growth. But he denied that Mexico is on the brink of being a failed state, and rather it is possibly a “decrepit state” that has not created the new institutions of modernity.

http://www.eluniversal.com.mx/notas/745428.html
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El Sol de Mazatlan (Mexico) 2/16/2011

Twentyeight Unidentified Bodies Buried

(Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua) Forensic authorities have buried 28 unidentified bodies. It is believed the bodies are from the cartel violence in the city’s streets, and have not been identified by family as the deceased was from other states within Mexico. Genetic profiles have been kept.

http://www.oem.com.mx/elsoldemazatlan/notas/n1968763.htm
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El Heraldo de Tabasco (Mexico) 2/15/2011

Young Woman Abducted and Executed

(Cárdenas, Tabasco) To the astonishment of customers and management of a cell phone store, an armed group of young men entered the store and forcibly took a young woman waiting in line away. Police shortly found her body dumped with bullet wounds to the head. A narcomessage left on her said ‘this I believe’ and was signed with a ‘Z’, indicating Los Zetas.

http://www.oem.com.mx/elheraldodetabasco/notas/n1966711.htm
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Diario (Mexico) 2/16/2011

Man and Child shot and burned

(Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua) Gunmen carried out a double murder this afternoon against a man and a boy of eight years of age who were shot and then burned inside their vehicle. Federal Police kept the family that arrived at a distance to prevent them from viewing the scene. (Note: as with the case above, the cartels are increasingly attacking innocent people, something that has not been seen to this degree previously. We only report a few of the many killings reported in the news. This increase may indicate either inexperienced cartel assassins just killing for the thrill, or it may be a tactic similar to that used by the Viet Cong in the Far East to frighten and intimidate the masses into silence and submission. In many smaller towns and rural areas of Mexico, for decades, the cartels have often been regarded as the benefactors, doing such things as building the town church, school or hospital. The people simply quietly ignore the drug trafficking activity.)

http://tinyurl.com/4sf2mhx
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Stratfor, a subscription intelligence source:

Venezuela: $365 Million In Debt To Colombia Paid

Venezuela has paid $365 million of its certified debt to Colombian exporters and will make more payments, El Universal reported Feb. 16, citing Venezuelan Foreign Minister Nicolas Maduro. Maduro made the statements during a meeting with Colombian Foreign Minister Maria Angela Holguin. Venezuelan and Colombian officials will meet again onMarch 2-3 to discuss economic subjects.

(http://tinyurl.com/4bczwte)

Also from Stratfor:
Colombia: Two remaining hostages released by FARC.

Mexico: Los Zetas arrested and bank accounts seized.
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Blog del Narco: http://www.blogdelnarco.com

Nuevo León: Two state police officer bodyguards arrested in kidnapping and execution of head of police intelligence; more arrests expected.

Ciudad Victoria, Tamaulipas: Grenade attack outside hospital; no
injuries there; multiple shootouts elsewhere in the city.

Guadalupe, Nuevo León: Shootout and chase, four gunmen dead; several cars, homes and businesses were damaged by gunfire.

Tamasopo, Tamaulipas: Police headquarters attacked with grenades; no injuries.
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Venezuelans, French seize 3.6 tons of cocaine in Caribbean
http://tinyurl.com/4pqatsu

Domestic News – United States

Official: Gunmen knew ICE agents were law officers

http://tinyurl.com/4fooa47
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How attack on US agents in Mexico may impact relations
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12489428
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Cornyn demands swift justice after attack on ICE agents
http://tinyurl.com/4jyczw2
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“It’s like it never happened”: Terry family on agent’s murder

http://www.kgun9.com/Global/story.asp?S=14046416
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Analysis: Mexico risks losing large areas to drug gang
http://tinyurl.com/4c7wbd9
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Border Patrol Controls Just 44 Percent of South
http://tinyurl.com/4cum4d3
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Border chief: Agency has to understand cartel-Arizona
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_17404440?nclick_check=1
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Agents arrest three immigrants convicted or wanted for homicide-Texas
http://www.themonitor.com/news/immigrants-47141-agents-three.html
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More than a ton of pot found inside stolen trucks-Texas
http://www.themonitor.com/news/pot-47138-stolen-ton.html
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Three-Year Jail Sentence for Illegal Alien Who Fled From Border Patrol-Ohio
http://tinyurl.com/48a6a6c
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Over 1,000 rounds of ammunition found at border-Arizona
http://tinyurl.com/4nd53x8
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-end of report- http://m3report.wordpress.com/


20 posted on 02/17/2011 9:28:51 AM PST by AuntB (Illegal immigration is simply more "share the wealth" socialism and a CRIME not a race!)
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