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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS***
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Posted on 02/11/2011 4:23:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Michelle Obama, Keep Your Fat Ass Away From Me And My Family -a sarcastic (but informative) look at healthy eating as prescribed by Nurse Ratched

Be It Known

In the interest of civil discourse, this is NOT, nor should it be construed as, a personal attack on Michelle Obama, but rather a treatise on her completely wrong views, total lack of credentials, stupid policies, radical politics, obvious hypocrisy… and ever increasing junk in the trunk. Any similarity to a personal attack, is purely coincidental.

No fruits or vegetables were harmed in the writing of this post. Promise. Didn’t eat a one.


First Lady, Michelle Obama has decided to interject herself into the political discourse. Up until now, I’ve considered her mostly off limits. I don’t mind if she goes out and helps on the campaign trail, but stay away from my cookie jar!

It’s so on …in a very civil manner.

[The author would like to apologize to Veggie Tales]

Michelle and the Big O or Let Them Eat Cake… I mean Carrots

Every time I turn around, Michelle’s whining about fatty foods, while stuffing her face with them. The Big O for her is the large, circular opening under her nose, where she’s either spouting junk from it, or pushing junk food into it.

A big picture for a BIG First Lady

The Palin Factor

Sarah Palin’s taking a lot of heat over her comments on Michelle telling us how and what to eat. It goes deeper than that though. There’s the Administration’s pushing the FTC to regulate “health foods”.

That’s right hippies, Michelle, The Carnivore thinks she knows more about what you should eat than you do. They’re already after your homeopathic medicine. Guess it’s one size fits all socialism for you too. It’s the Rules.

Rules? PISS ON YOUR F***ING RULES!

-Cheswick, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

Funny thing, homeopathy is from the Greek words homoios (similar) and pathos (suffering). Wow, sure sounds like what’s been pushed on us for some time now -a lot more in the past couple of years. Guess we should start calling Democrat Politicians, Homeopathic Elected Legislative Practitioners -H.E.L.P.!®.

Let’s Move Michelle Obama

Michelle’s behind Let’s Move.gov. She’s propagandizing our kids through food. There’s even a prize if you fulfill your patriotic obligation, through a six week program -it’s a  Presidential Award. Bet it’s not a Happy Meal.

Looks like Let’s Move (or is it Let’s Move On?) has taken marketing strategy ideas from McDonald’s (and other unscrupulous corporations) by enticing kids with gifts and gimmicks.

“Hey, little girl. Want a Presidential Award?”

Keep your filthy hands off our kids, you Food Fascist!

Pyramid Power

“Our effort to improve access to healthy and affordable food is a critically important step toward First Lady Michelle Obama’s goal to solve the challenge of childhood obesity within a generation, said Agriculture Secretary Vilsack. -Healthy Food Financing Initiative

What’s the best way to legislate lanky little lads and ladies?  Build a better pyramid!

One size doesn’t fit all. MyPyramid offers personalized eating plans and interactive tools to help you plan/ assess your food choices based on the Dietary Guidelines for Americans. MyPyramid.gov

Guess I was wrong earlier, one size doesn’t fit all. But they said ObamaCare… I’m so confused.

Bottom Line

Nanny M knows more about feeding your kids than you do, because she grew a garden. That’s all it takes to be an expert, when you’re First Lady.

What, you’ve been growing your own food for years? Whatever. You’re stupid.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: letsgo; michelle; ofst; silliness
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To: ETL

Ya gotta feel sorry for that Air Force guy.

Oh, if we could read his thoughts :)


61 posted on 02/11/2011 8:47:33 AM PST by upchuck (When excerpting please use the entire 300 words we are allowed. No more one or two sentence posts!)
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To: ETL

62 posted on 02/11/2011 8:51:10 AM PST by Loud Mime (No, my liberal friend; you are not modern; you are old-style foolish)
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To: ETL
>>"The raised fist (also known as the clenched fist) is a salute and logo most often used by left-wing activists, such as: Marxists, anarchists, socialists, communists, pacifists,

The raised fist is used, not surprisingly, as logo for the Howard Stern radio show on SiriusXM...


63 posted on 02/11/2011 9:01:39 AM PST by raccoonradio (..)
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To: Lucky9teen
all the news from Egypt reminds me of an old joke:

What were Anwar Sadat's last words
"Well, Sadats dat !"

64 posted on 02/11/2011 9:06:39 AM PST by llevrok (So drink up, be crude, sleep late, urinate in public, and get the job done)
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To: Lucky9teen
An elderly lady is known by her neighbors and friends for being spot-on accurate predicting the weather. Pretty soon, word of her talent spread. So much so, the local TV station sent out a young, cocky reporter to do a human interest story on her.

Reporter:So ma'am, how do you do it? What's your secret?

Lady: Well, son, I wake up before my husband does. Slowly I pull the sheets down and take a peek, just a little one. If "it" is laying on his right side, we will have rain. If "it" is laying on his left, looks like a nice sunny day

The reporter, thinking he will get a star for his hard core investigative reporting - and for embarrassing the old gal - smugly asks:"And what if "It", as you call it, is in the middle? Then what?"

Lady: Well dear, if that's the case, I don't get out of bed.

65 posted on 02/11/2011 9:22:12 AM PST by llevrok (So drink up, be crude, sleep late, urinate in public, and get the job done)
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GOP Valentine’s Day Cards
66 posted on 02/11/2011 9:23:04 AM PST by Heartlander (You are either the doer, or the dude)
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To: fredhead
Today at the office we are having a chili contest.

I have a hunch respirators may be broken out about 1PM.

67 posted on 02/11/2011 9:39:40 AM PST by llevrok (So drink up, be crude, sleep late, urinate in public, and get the job done)
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To: Lucky9teen
At a certain Parish Church, the bellringer retired, so the Pastor put out an ad for a new one. One morning the priest heard a muffled knock on the door of the rectory and went to see who was there. When he opened it, a man with no arms stopped banging his head against the door and said, "Father, will you hire me as the new bellringer?" The somewhat skeptical priest asked him to demonstrate exactly how he would be able to ring the bell. They went up to the belltower, and the man made a running leap, grabbed the rope with his teeth, and started ringing. So the priest hired him. A few weeks later, the man made a running leap, missed the rope, fell out the window and died. The peopl all gather round asking 'who is he?' One man said, "I don't know, but his face rings a bell."

The dead man's twin brother, also armless, asked the pastor to allow him to take up the job in his brothers memory, and the priest agreed. A few weeks later he suffered the same fate as his twin. The people gathered around asking 'who is he?' The same man piped up, "I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for the other guy."

68 posted on 02/11/2011 9:44:15 AM PST by Celtic Cross (Looking to escape to Idaho--Will work for keep.)
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To: llevrok

We had the chili cook-off. I didn’t win, but I sure am full.

I sure feel sorry for my wife tonight.


69 posted on 02/11/2011 9:47:59 AM PST by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: Lucky9teen

70 posted on 02/11/2011 9:54:51 AM PST by april15Bendovr (Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
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To: Dead Corpse

Flippin’ hilarious! Carnivore it is!


71 posted on 02/11/2011 10:03:09 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmit in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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Going to be lots of testy camels in Egypt tomorrow morning. Just sayin’.............


72 posted on 02/11/2011 10:05:44 AM PST by llevrok (So drink up, be crude, sleep late, urinate in public, and get the job done)
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To: CPOSharky

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Paducah, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Bowling Green. One of my sisters lives in Taylorsville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Louisville. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute, who currently lives in Lexington. She is still a part time “working girl”. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance’ and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin from Ashland, who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation


73 posted on 02/11/2011 11:46:14 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: blau993
www.zazzle.com
74 posted on 02/11/2011 11:51:51 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Dead Corpse

75 posted on 02/11/2011 11:58:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Lucky9teen

An elephant happens upon a naked man wandering around. She looks at him quizzically for a few moments and then, to his surprise, says ...”it’s kinda cute, but how do you breathe through it?”


76 posted on 02/11/2011 12:04:43 PM PST by llevrok (So drink up, be crude, sleep late, urinate in public, and get the job done)
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To: Bookwoman

That was EXACTLY what I was thinking through the entire commercial. It’s the Obama’s...


77 posted on 02/11/2011 12:26:35 PM PST by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: llevrok

78 posted on 02/11/2011 12:27:09 PM PST by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Lucky9teen

Resourceful he is!


79 posted on 02/11/2011 12:32:32 PM PST by freebird5850 (Of course Obama loves his country...it's just that Sarah Palin loves mine!)
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To: fredhead
I sure feel sorry for my wife tonight


80 posted on 02/11/2011 12:41:45 PM PST by hoagy62 (I am a optimistic pessimist. I am positive that the world is going to Hell.)
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