Posted on 02/11/2011 4:23:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Michelle Obama, Keep Your Fat Ass Away From Me And My Family -a sarcastic (but informative) look at healthy eating as prescribed by Nurse Ratched Be It Known In the interest of civil discourse, this is NOT, nor should it be construed as, a personal attack on Michelle Obama, but rather a treatise on her completely wrong views, total lack of credentials, stupid policies, radical politics, obvious hypocrisy
and ever increasing junk in the trunk. Any similarity to a personal attack, is purely coincidental.
No fruits or vegetables were harmed in the writing of this post. Promise. Didnt eat a one. First Lady, Michelle Obama has decided to interject herself into the political discourse. Up until now, Ive considered her mostly off limits. I dont mind if she goes out and helps on the campaign trail, but stay away from my cookie jar! Its so on
in a very civil manner.
Michelle and the Big O or Let Them Eat Cake
I mean Carrots Every time I turn around, Michelles whining about fatty foods, while stuffing her face with them. The Big O for her is the large, circular opening under her nose, where shes either spouting junk from it, or pushing junk food into it. The Palin Factor
Sarah Palins taking a lot of heat over her comments on Michelle telling us how and what to eat. It goes deeper than that though. Theres the Administrations pushing the FTC to regulate health foods. Thats right hippies, Michelle, The Carnivore thinks she knows more about what you should eat than you do. Theyre already after your homeopathic medicine. Guess its one size fits all socialism for you too. Its the Rules.
Rules? PISS ON YOUR F***ING RULES! -Cheswick, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest Funny thing, homeopathy is from the Greek words homoios (similar) and pathos (suffering). Wow, sure sounds like whats been pushed on us for some time now -a lot more in the past couple of years. Guess we should start calling Democrat Politicians, Homeopathic Elected Legislative Practitioners -H.E.L.P.!®.
Lets Move Michelle Obama Michelles behind Lets Move.gov. Shes propagandizing our kids through food. Theres even a prize if you fulfill your patriotic obligation, through a six week program -its a Presidential Award. Bet its not a Happy Meal. Looks like Lets Move (or is it Lets Move On?) has taken marketing strategy ideas from McDonalds (and other unscrupulous corporations) by enticing kids with gifts and gimmicks.
Hey, little girl. Want a Presidential Award? Keep your filthy hands off our kids, you Food Fascist! Pyramid Power Our effort to improve access to healthy and affordable food is a critically important step toward First Lady Michelle Obamas goal to solve the challenge of childhood obesity within a generation, said Agriculture Secretary Vilsack. -Healthy Food Financing Initiative Whats the best way to legislate lanky little lads and ladies? Build a better pyramid!
One size doesnt fit all. MyPyramid offers personalized eating plans and interactive tools to help you plan/ assess your food choices based on the Dietary Guidelines for Americans. MyPyramid.gov Guess I was wrong earlier, one size doesnt fit all. But they said ObamaCare
Im so confused. Bottom Line Nanny M knows more about feeding your kids than you do, because she grew a garden. Thats all it takes to be an expert, when youre First Lady.
What, youve been growing your own food for years? Whatever. Youre stupid.[The author would like to apologize to Veggie Tales]
A big picture for a BIG First Lady
Ya gotta feel sorry for that Air Force guy.
Oh, if we could read his thoughts :)
The raised fist is used, not surprisingly, as logo for the Howard Stern radio show on SiriusXM...
What were Anwar Sadat's last words
"Well, Sadats dat !"
Reporter:So ma'am, how do you do it? What's your secret?
Lady: Well, son, I wake up before my husband does. Slowly I pull the sheets down and take a peek, just a little one. If "it" is laying on his right side, we will have rain. If "it" is laying on his left, looks like a nice sunny day
The reporter, thinking he will get a star for his hard core investigative reporting - and for embarrassing the old gal - smugly asks:"And what if "It", as you call it, is in the middle? Then what?"
Lady: Well dear, if that's the case, I don't get out of bed.
I have a hunch respirators may be broken out about 1PM.
The dead man's twin brother, also armless, asked the pastor to allow him to take up the job in his brothers memory, and the priest agreed. A few weeks later he suffered the same fate as his twin. The people gathered around asking 'who is he?' The same man piped up, "I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for the other guy."
We had the chili cook-off. I didn’t win, but I sure am full.
I sure feel sorry for my wife tonight.
Flippin’ hilarious! Carnivore it is!
Going to be lots of testy camels in Egypt tomorrow morning. Just sayin’.............
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Paducah, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Bowling Green. One of my sisters lives in Taylorsville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Louisville. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute, who currently lives in Lexington. She is still a part time “working girl”. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance’ and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin from Ashland, who is an Obama supporter?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
An elephant happens upon a naked man wandering around. She looks at him quizzically for a few moments and then, to his surprise, says ...”it’s kinda cute, but how do you breathe through it?”
That was EXACTLY what I was thinking through the entire commercial. It’s the Obama’s...
Resourceful he is!
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