[hinckley buzzard]

Will someone please just flush this turd? Sheesh.

[GOP Poet]

Wow. Just wow. Sad Natalie and Stephanie crossed paths with this psycho.

[OldNewYork]

That's not really going to help his defense much, is it?

Maybe, stay off the cocaine, Joran. Two girls would probably still be alive, you wouldn't be in a third-world prison having just stabbed the person bringing you the food you need to survive its conditions.

[Armedanddangerous]

why dont they shoot him while escaping?

[Travis McGee]

I hope Joran has this much hell every day. But I feel sorry for the guard, and wish him health.

[vetvetdoug]

Johan is probably tired of being the recipient of El Bubba’s romantic advances.

[org.whodat]

When you attack a guard in this part of the world your days are numbered.

[Joe 6-pack]

They need to just sprinkle his food with strychnine and be done with this rodent.

[DemonDeac]

I’ve never understood the absolute fascination with the death of one pretty teenager years and years ago. Thousands of people get murdered in the US every year and they don’t come to dominate news coverage. I remember one broadcaster leading off with this story on the day Katrina hit. Sad for the family but this isn’t a story at this point and never was one that justified 1/1000th of the coverage it got.

[jazusamo]

Joran better not not have any plans for the next 50 years or so, he’s going to absolutely hate Peru by then. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.

[Tennessee Nana]

Oh that poor innocent boy...

What are they doin to him ???

SOB

[the invisib1e hand]

Maybe this Teflon psychopath will finally have rendezvous with destiny.

[Ezekiel]

According to the National Enquirer, Van der Sloot suddenly "freaked out" when guard, Luis Gavancho, brought a tray of food into his cell.

No more trays of food for Joran. Oh well too bad.

[dforest]

Just shut the cell door and lose the key.

[AdaGray]

Something tells me Joran won’t live to be thirty.

[fso301]

Joran seems to like violent sex. I’m certain he’ll get plenty of it in general population.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

He needs to be careful - people might get the impression that he’s nuts. Course, that’s probably what he wants the judge to think....

[yarddog]

I remember seeing an interview with the warden of the Louisiana State Prison.

He said they had the absolute scum of the earth in the prison. He also mentioned that in general, the murderers were not the worst people in there. BTW, he supported the death penalty.

I think a few like VanDerSloot might make him change his mind. The guy comes across as a complete psychopath with no sense of kindness or responsibility. Nothing matters to him but his own wants or needs.

[ClearCase_guy]

"Leave Joran alone!"

[Tea Party Reveler]

I note with interest that his father is a Judge. I wonder what he’s doing behind the scene to free his kid.