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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 02/04/2011 4:20:41 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Politicians say the dumbest things....



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: liars; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 02/04/2011 4:20:44 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...


He...he...heh....heh.....
You said PACKERS!!


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2 posted on 02/04/2011 4:23:45 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP?


3 posted on 02/04/2011 4:25:15 AM PST by CPOSharky (Posted with 100% recycled electrons.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ha! Top Five!

(c:


4 posted on 02/04/2011 4:25:36 AM PST by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: Lucky9teen

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re beautiful.’ Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re cute..’ The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful,’ it was now ‘cute.’

She asked, ‘What happened to beautiful?’

The man replied, ‘The drugs are wearing off.’


5 posted on 02/04/2011 4:26:56 AM PST by CPOSharky (Posted with 100% recycled electrons.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Morning all.. TGIF!

Love your posts you creative, devilish kindred spirits!

I don’t post often(understatement) but always enjoy the humor & attitude adjustment when I visit.

have wonderful weekend!


6 posted on 02/04/2011 4:31:50 AM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell God how big your storm is... tell your storm how BIG your God is!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Nice work!


8 posted on 02/04/2011 4:42:55 AM PST by cake_crumb (Why do they call them "pat downs" when they're obviously "feel ups"?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10


9 posted on 02/04/2011 4:43:29 AM PST by verga (I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
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To: Lucky9teen
"and in 5 years, you're gonna be BLOWN AWAY!"
10 posted on 02/04/2011 4:46:51 AM PST by equaviator ("There's a (datum) plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 11!


11 posted on 02/04/2011 4:49:55 AM PST by Monkey Face (Seen on the marquis of local bar and grill: Grave Happy Hour! 4:00 - 7:00 AM)
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To: Lucky9teen
My Esteemed Friend,

You were referred to me on the interweb as a person of great integrity whom i could trust with a most important request. Let me make myself introduced. I am an attorney representing a very important person in a small country on the Arabian penninsula. We'll call him Ali A.S. Ali is having issues in his present position and would like to relocate his operations to the Great Satan United States. To do this Ali needs to transfer a large sum of "start up capital" out of the country. However, due to recent troubles with security he is unable to relocate this capital by the traditional methods (camel train).

This is where I am seeking your assistance. For your compliance in relocating 1,000,000,000 U.S. dollars of military aid start up capital I am authorrized to offer you a great portion of the funds, or almost 5,000,000 of U.S. dollars.

If you are able to assist Ali he would be most grateful. If you can help please reply to this correspondance with your bank account number and social security number.

Several of your friends on the interweb from such honorable sites as Democratic Underground and the Daily KOS have already offered to help and sent the requested information. Do not miss your chance to join them in great wealth and fame.

Most humbly yours,
Achmed B. Smielley, Esq.
Allah Akbar


12 posted on 02/04/2011 4:50:29 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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13 posted on 02/04/2011 5:25:19 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen; KneelBeforeZod

14 posted on 02/04/2011 5:38:52 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Franchise Opportunity:

A friend of mine just started his own business.

He manufactures land mines that look like prayer mats.

It's doing well.

He says prophets are going through the roof.

15 posted on 02/04/2011 5:42:48 AM PST by Heartlander (You are either the doer, or the dude)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ping for later....


16 posted on 02/04/2011 5:47:54 AM PST by Logic n' Reason ("Don't start coloring until you know where the lines go.")
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17 posted on 02/04/2011 5:49:08 AM PST by Dead Corpse (III%. The last line in the sand)
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18 posted on 02/04/2011 5:50:31 AM PST by Dead Corpse (III%. The last line in the sand)
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19 posted on 02/04/2011 5:51:53 AM PST by Dead Corpse (III%. The last line in the sand)
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To: Lucky9teen

bttt


20 posted on 02/04/2011 5:52:36 AM PST by petercooper (Purge the RINO's.)
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