CHELSEA: MARRIAGE OVER!

National Enquirer ^ | 2/2/11 | Staff

[Nachum]

CHELSEA CLINTON's new husband walked out on her after a knock-down, drag-out fight over starting a family, sources say, and now the former first daughter wants an annulment!

Just six months after marrying into the Clinton clan, Marc Mezvinsky has quit his cushy Wall Street job to be a ski bum in Wyoming, leaving a devastated Chelsea behind in their New York apartment, insiders say.

[Persevero]

“Geezzz...they lived together a long time before marriage...you’d of thought this marriage would have worked out...sorry, for them both.”

You do know that, statistically, your marriage is more likely to end in divorce if you live together first?

[Sioux-san]

Two words: John Edwards

[Noumenon]

Are those novelty lips she is wearing?

I just had to clean Pepsi One off my laptop screen, thank you very much for that one.

[Lx]

Unfortunately, The Enquirer tends to get stories correct.

This kind of sucks; I was hoping things would work out for her. It couldn’t have been easy for her, the Bush daughters or Obama’s daughters.

I wonder why an annulment? Is one of them rich?

[mac_truck]

The real story is that hubby was sent to Wyoming for stud purposes.

Hillary wants grandchildren, she will not be denied!!

[Terry Mross]

I wonder if this guy stayed married to her just long enough to get some alimony. You KNOW she “earns” (Yeah, rigth) more money than he does. What’s the law in NY?

[blackdog]

Chelsea’s almost into the “Cougar” zone.

[ExSoldier]

I am actually saddened. I wanted Chelsea Clinton to be happy and have something resembling a normal life after having to grow up in the fishbowl of the White House.

I'm sorry that it's happened to her, too, but I don't feel too bad for her, either. She is pure upper crust liberal, the very worst sort of that sorry breed. She was raised in an atmosphere of entitlement and wearing a Holier Than Thou attitude on the tip of her very upturned nose.

[True Republican Patriot]

Shucks! I hope it is True! It couldn’t happen to a more Wretched Family!
His father ripped off their closest relatives to the tune of Millions of Dollars and spent years in prison, the mother was a wretched congress critter that got thrown out after two years! And Helsea comes from the most despicable family to ever live in America, not to mention her true father being Webster Hubbell! Mark should have woken up much sooner!
Jackson Hole is one of the Greatest Places on Earth! Maybe he will get a janitors job working for Dick Cheney............;-)

[Darksheare]

LOL, busted.
If the thread offends you, don't click on it.
And if FR offends you because of the threads, why be here?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

she was real snotty to someone who dared ask a question about her pervert father.

That I will give her a pass on. Ask me a question like that about a member of my family and I will be snotty too.

Yes, Bill sleeps with anything in a skirt. Still he is her dad. You should expect a girl to defend her dad.

[Noumenon]

You know, given it's the Clintons, this could have been one of those Lovecraftian Shadow Over Innsmouth scenarios.

[Terry Mross]

Or if your dad and mom are felons who should have been convicted.

notasoccermom....Chelsea is old enough to know how to find happiness if she wants it. Or she can choose to remain a Clinton.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

One can get an annulment for incurable impotency. On the other hand maybe he just discovered that he really likes boys!

[Darksheare]

He’ll meet with an unfortunate ski accident.
Either a tree, or that abominable snowman from SkiFree.

[BenLurkin]

[Terry Mross]

She’s a demo-meth-baptist.

[Mad Dawgg]

"CHELSEA CLINTON's new husband walked out on her after a knock-down, drag-out fight over starting a family, sources say, and now the former first daughter wants an annulment!"

The instrument has yet to be invented that could measure my indifference to this situation...

[thefactor]

Oh my lord, you big dork.

Please show me where I used the word "offends" anywhere here. I'll wait.

[Darksheare]

Some people exist to knock others for being amused.