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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 01/21/2011 6:17:54 AM PST by Lucky9teen



Listen and remember to hear not only what liberals say but what they really mean.

"Right to privacy" - Abortion

"Heteronormative"= Making comments too specific to only heterosexual relationships

"Progressive"= Left Liberal or Socialist

"Radical" = Conservative

"Undocumented Immigrants" = Illegal Aliens

"Special interest groups" = Non-liberal groups

"Monopoly" = Any corporation with market cap over $500 million

"Fundamentalist" = Conservative

"Greed" = Profit motive

"Rigid Ideologue" = A conservative who stands on principles.

"Compromise" = Agree with liberal agenda

"Affirmative Action" = Racial Preferences

"Lies" = "Policy Differences"

"Patriotism" = "Judgement"

"Racism" = "Anyone who Disagrees with Us"

"Fascism"= "We don't have a clue what it means, but we use it anyway"

"Assault Weapons" = Any Firearm including scary looking guns with a military appearance. The functionality of said guns is irrelevant.

"Cut" = Reduction in the rate of growth

"Pandering" = What Republicans do when supporting something liberals don't like. Usually applies to the NRA or religious right.

"Coddling" See "pandering."

"Health Care" = Abortion rights

"Unconstitutional" = "we don't like it."

"Open Minded" = "Subscribes to Liberal Dogma"

"Profiteering" = Not losing money

"Managed competition" = Government takeover

"Overheated economy" = Prosperity

"Fully fund" = Write a Blank check

"Diversity"= Lock step conformity with liberal agenda

"Closed-minded" = Does not agree with liberal agenda

"Right wing extremist" = Please See 'closed-minded' & 'extremist'

"Social responsibility" = Force someone else to pay for it

"Socially responsible investments" = Invest in money-losing ventures that liberals failed to get taxpayer funding for

"Welfare for the rich" = What people have left after taxes

"Corporate welfare" = Gross revenue minus taxes

"Corporate subsidy" = See 'corporate welfare'

"Deserving poor" = People who vote for liberals

"Tax the rich" = Tax anyone with a job

"Multiculturalism" = America is responsible for all the world's ills and is inferior to all other cultures

"Choice"= The right to terminate (kill) your unborn child, but does not include the right to decide where your child will attend school if he or she survives "choice". Choice to carry a firearm for self-defense? No! Choice to privatize your Social Security? No!

"Oversight" = Government

"Working Americans" = Only lower and middle class Americans

"Conduct a review" = Strategic delay.

"Exploit" = Employ

"Consistent ethic of life" = "We’re not really pro-abortion, but we’re embarrassed by the Church’s pro-life teachings because it places at odds with our favored party, the Democrats.”

"Militants" = Islamofascists

"Insurgents" = Terrorists

"Freedom Fighters" = Please see "Militants" and "Insurgents".

"Decriminalization" = Legalization

"Regulate"= Ban

"Unilateral Action" = "A small coalition of the "bribed and coerced".

"Undermining democracy" = When any Republican legislation passes.

"Assault" = Republican/conservative legislation on civil rights, medicare, welfare, social security, etc.

"Unprecedented" = Anything a conservative does to challenge thirty years of liberalism.

"The constitution is a living document." = The Constitution is malleable enough to be reworked at the whim of the courts.

"Deficit Reduction" = Tax Hike

"Mean-spirited" = Any Republican attempt to roll back the welfare state or any entitlements

"At risk youth" = Any kid likely to become a criminal. This phrase is used when pushing for spending for some social program.

"Hate rhetoric" = Criticism of liberals.

"Angry white male" = A white male who voted Republican/conservative.

"Racism" = Opposition to anything a minority wants.

"Gun lobby"= National Rifle Association (NRA)

"Religious right" = Conservatives who believe in God.

"Extremist" Anybody who opposes anything a liberal wants.

"Guns on the street" = Private ownership of firearms. Also includes guns locked inside cabinets.

"Bipartisanship" = When "moderate" and/or "Rino" Republicans go along with the liberal agenda.

"Tax breaks for the rich" = Any Republican tax plan.

"War on the poor" = See "Tax breaks for the rich."

"Democracy" = Liberal legislation

"Criminal's gun of choice" = Whatever class of firearm the liberals are trying to ban at the moment. Crime statistics concerning the particular weapons are irrelevant.

"Contributions" = Taxes

"Stolen election"= When the Republican candidate gets more votes than the Democrat candidate.

"Progressive" = Socialist

"Independence Card" = A government debit card to replace food stamps.

"Discrimination against poor women" = When republicans pass legislation

"American People"- Democrats, all others fall into the right-wing conspiracy camp who aren't considered American, and have no 1st Amendment rights.

"Pat Buchanon Republicans" = Racist bigoted Republicans. Please see 'Extremists".

"Moral Victory" = Voters approved ponzi socialist scheme

"Christian Right" = People who go to church and vote.

"Gun nut" = Any person who owns a gun.

"Enlightened" = Those that openly protest or boycott Conservative or Libertarian agenda

"Tools" = Money

"Ultra Conservative" = A person who is too conservative.

"Womens Rights" = Supporting the right to destroy a fetus for any reason, including personal convenience.

"Fetus" = An unborn child that is to be aborted.

"Baby" = An unborn child that is not to be aborted.

"Censorship" = A government's refusal to fund a work of art

"Sexist" = A man who disagrees with women who hold liberal views.

"Victims"= The liberals target constituency....Black people and women, but essentially members of every group, except heterosexual males and ethnic groups that tend to hold conservative views.

"Homophobe" = A person who believes that man-woman love and marriage ought to be society's ideal.

"Investment" = We want to spend more of your money.

"Filthy Rich" = A person who works two jobs.

"Obscenely Rich"= A person who employs others.

"Intolerance" = Disagreeing with the liberal point of view.

"Propaganda"= Facts and data that supports an opposing view.

"So and so has an agenda" = A person who disagrees with a liberal.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; rhetoric; silliness; words
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To: Lucky9teen
WOOHOO FRIDAY!!
41 posted on 01/21/2011 7:56:46 AM PST by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 50!
(I was doing laundry!)


42 posted on 01/21/2011 7:58:42 AM PST by Monkey Face (Tagline space for rent. Inquire within.)
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To: Lucky9teen
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Good morning Lucky!!! Happy Friday!!

43 posted on 01/21/2011 8:14:01 AM PST by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: fredhead

Very nice. Congratulations on all the hard work paying off.


44 posted on 01/21/2011 8:14:24 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Lucky9teen

Wooo Hooo, right wing hate monger here for silliness.


45 posted on 01/21/2011 8:17:44 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: dragonblustar; All

46 posted on 01/21/2011 8:18:09 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Izzy Dunne
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Streaker fail shocks Hillary.

47 posted on 01/21/2011 8:19:06 AM PST by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: fredhead

I’m also impressed by how *neat* everyone’s house is.

(could use a little more vegetation, tho)


48 posted on 01/21/2011 8:20:10 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: fredhead

Wow! Cool! It looks just like the bug I learned to drive on, except mine wasn’t a convertible!


49 posted on 01/21/2011 8:25:23 AM PST by Bookwoman ("...and I am unanimous in this...")
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To: fredhead

My son restores VWs, as well. It seems to be a real passion with him. Keeps him out of bars and off the streets! ;o]


50 posted on 01/21/2011 8:30:41 AM PST by Monkey Face (Tagline space for rent. Inquire within.)
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To: martin_fierro
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51 posted on 01/21/2011 8:37:55 AM PST by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: red-dawg

52 posted on 01/21/2011 8:50:53 AM PST by red-dawg (There is no such thing as "government money".)
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To: fredhead

Looks great Fred. My van has issues.

53 posted on 01/21/2011 8:52:23 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

TheSamba.com, the worldwide VW forum, has a 1,290 page thread of “VW Abortions, Homemade Bastards, etc.”

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=149769&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Thanks everyone for your comments. What a long strange trip it’s been. I’ve never attempted anything like this before. It’s been a labor of love, hate, frustration, cussing, and a lot of times just walking away. What now? Going to build another engine. To quote Tim Allen, I want “MORE POWER!!! AR-R-R!”


54 posted on 01/21/2011 9:10:27 AM PST by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: fredhead

LOL - there are some really interesting ‘homemades’ out there.


55 posted on 01/21/2011 9:18:15 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

I stated that I’m still working on the interior. Currently I’m mocking up and building an under the dash center console to house the stereo, with MP3 player and the Sirius radio that I currently use in my truck and boat. Also going to have a mount for my GPS. Also made a bracket that will extend over the rear view mirror that will have the Sirius antenna on top and an LED light underneath since the stock interior light is a bad design. I also have to do some repairs to the top’s headliner. A good amount of work ahead, but at least now I can enjoy driving the car.


56 posted on 01/21/2011 9:24:56 AM PST by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: fredhead

My son is a regular on TheSamba.com forums, though I have no clue what his screen name is. Something with some form of VW in it...*ha-ha*


57 posted on 01/21/2011 9:26:58 AM PST by Monkey Face (Absolute zero registers at how many degrees Celsius?)
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To: fredhead

White slug-bug... no tag backs

58 posted on 01/21/2011 9:33:03 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Monkey Face

Tell him that he can find me as fred69vert.

Gotta go, work calls me to another ship.


59 posted on 01/21/2011 9:33:43 AM PST by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: fredhead

Woo-hoo!! Top 60!! :P


60 posted on 01/21/2011 9:39:25 AM PST by gimme1ibertee ("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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