Listen and remember to hear not only what liberals say but what they really mean.
Posted on 01/21/2011 6:17:54 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Listen and remember to hear not only what liberals say but what they really mean.
"Right to privacy" - Abortion
"Heteronormative"= Making comments too specific to only heterosexual relationships
"Progressive"= Left Liberal or Socialist
"Radical" = Conservative
"Undocumented Immigrants" = Illegal Aliens
"Special interest groups" = Non-liberal groups
"Monopoly" = Any corporation with market cap over $500 million
"Fundamentalist" = Conservative
"Greed" = Profit motive
"Rigid Ideologue" = A conservative who stands on principles.
"Compromise" = Agree with liberal agenda
"Affirmative Action" = Racial Preferences
"Lies" = "Policy Differences"
"Patriotism" = "Judgement"
"Racism" = "Anyone who Disagrees with Us"
"Fascism"= "We don't have a clue what it means, but we use it anyway"
"Assault Weapons" = Any Firearm including scary looking guns with a military appearance. The functionality of said guns is irrelevant.
"Cut" = Reduction in the rate of growth
"Pandering" = What Republicans do when supporting something liberals don't like. Usually applies to the NRA or religious right.
"Coddling" See "pandering."
"Health Care" = Abortion rights
"Unconstitutional" = "we don't like it."
"Open Minded" = "Subscribes to Liberal Dogma"
"Profiteering" = Not losing money
"Managed competition" = Government takeover
"Overheated economy" = Prosperity
"Fully fund" = Write a Blank check
"Diversity"= Lock step conformity with liberal agenda
"Closed-minded" = Does not agree with liberal agenda
"Right wing extremist" = Please See 'closed-minded' & 'extremist'
"Social responsibility" = Force someone else to pay for it
"Socially responsible investments" = Invest in money-losing ventures that liberals failed to get taxpayer funding for
"Welfare for the rich" = What people have left after taxes
"Corporate welfare" = Gross revenue minus taxes
"Corporate subsidy" = See 'corporate welfare'
"Deserving poor" = People who vote for liberals
"Tax the rich" = Tax anyone with a job
"Multiculturalism" = America is responsible for all the world's ills and is inferior to all other cultures
"Choice"= The right to terminate (kill) your unborn child, but does not include the right to decide where your child will attend school if he or she survives "choice". Choice to carry a firearm for self-defense? No! Choice to privatize your Social Security? No!
"Oversight" = Government
"Working Americans" = Only lower and middle class Americans
"Conduct a review" = Strategic delay.
"Exploit" = Employ
"Consistent ethic of life" = "We’re not really pro-abortion, but we’re embarrassed by the Church’s pro-life teachings because it places at odds with our favored party, the Democrats.”
"Militants" = Islamofascists
"Insurgents" = Terrorists
"Freedom Fighters" = Please see "Militants" and "Insurgents".
"Decriminalization" = Legalization
"Regulate"= Ban
"Unilateral Action" = "A small coalition of the "bribed and coerced".
"Undermining democracy" = When any Republican legislation passes.
"Assault" = Republican/conservative legislation on civil rights, medicare, welfare, social security, etc.
"Unprecedented" = Anything a conservative does to challenge thirty years of liberalism.
"The constitution is a living document." = The Constitution is malleable enough to be reworked at the whim of the courts.
"Deficit Reduction" = Tax Hike
"Mean-spirited" = Any Republican attempt to roll back the welfare state or any entitlements
"At risk youth" = Any kid likely to become a criminal. This phrase is used when pushing for spending for some social program.
"Hate rhetoric" = Criticism of liberals.
"Angry white male" = A white male who voted Republican/conservative.
"Racism" = Opposition to anything a minority wants.
"Gun lobby"= National Rifle Association (NRA)
"Religious right" = Conservatives who believe in God.
"Extremist" Anybody who opposes anything a liberal wants.
"Guns on the street" = Private ownership of firearms. Also includes guns locked inside cabinets.
"Bipartisanship" = When "moderate" and/or "Rino" Republicans go along with the liberal agenda.
"Tax breaks for the rich" = Any Republican tax plan.
"War on the poor" = See "Tax breaks for the rich."
"Democracy" = Liberal legislation
"Criminal's gun of choice" = Whatever class of firearm the liberals are trying to ban at the moment. Crime statistics concerning the particular weapons are irrelevant.
"Contributions" = Taxes
"Stolen election"= When the Republican candidate gets more votes than the Democrat candidate.
"Progressive" = Socialist
"Independence Card" = A government debit card to replace food stamps.
"Discrimination against poor women" = When republicans pass legislation
"American People"- Democrats, all others fall into the right-wing conspiracy camp who aren't considered American, and have no 1st Amendment rights.
"Pat Buchanon Republicans" = Racist bigoted Republicans. Please see 'Extremists".
"Moral Victory" = Voters approved ponzi socialist scheme
"Christian Right" = People who go to church and vote.
"Gun nut" = Any person who owns a gun.
"Enlightened" = Those that openly protest or boycott Conservative or Libertarian agenda
"Tools" = Money
"Ultra Conservative" = A person who is too conservative.
"Womens Rights" = Supporting the right to destroy a fetus for any reason, including personal convenience.
"Fetus" = An unborn child that is to be aborted.
"Baby" = An unborn child that is not to be aborted.
"Censorship" = A government's refusal to fund a work of art
"Sexist" = A man who disagrees with women who hold liberal views.
"Victims"= The liberals target constituency....Black people and women, but essentially members of every group, except heterosexual males and ethnic groups that tend to hold conservative views.
"Homophobe" = A person who believes that man-woman love and marriage ought to be society's ideal.
"Investment" = We want to spend more of your money.
"Filthy Rich" = A person who works two jobs.
"Obscenely Rich"= A person who employs others.
"Intolerance" = Disagreeing with the liberal point of view.
"Propaganda"= Facts and data that supports an opposing view.
"So and so has an agenda" = A person who disagrees with a liberal.
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IF THIS MAKES SENSE TO YOU...
...YOU MAY BE A LIBERAL
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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.
I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.
This morning the alarm Failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and Hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both House and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.
"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was About three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire." "When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me To open up.
I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time The darn phone was ringing off the hook." He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash Register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and The phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made Me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.
Half of them hit the floor and broke." "Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got Back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a Rectal thermometer.
And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
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