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Man goes berserk after excessive-flatulence teasing
WorldNetDaily ^ | January 19, 2011 | WorldNetDaily

Posted on 01/20/2011 5:13:23 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Edited on 01/20/2011 5:17:27 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Police say a Connecticut man became so angered by a woman's reprimand for his continued flatulence at a party that he went on a stabbing spree, killing a personal friend.

According to published reports, Marc Higgins, 21, allegedly stabbed to death his friend, Matthew Walton, and injured three others during a house party Saturday night in Bristol, Conn., where alcohol was being consumed.


(Excerpt) Read more at wnd.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: flatulence; marchiggins; party; stabbing
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

41 posted on 01/20/2011 5:52:50 AM PST by jwparkerjr (It's the Constitution, Stupid!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

42 posted on 01/20/2011 5:57:37 AM PST by Malone LaVeigh
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To: LRS

OH no, he’s using the Chewbacca defense.


43 posted on 01/20/2011 5:59:14 AM PST by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

It wasn't the gas so much as the ten foot long stream of fire.

44 posted on 01/20/2011 5:59:50 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Washington is finally rid of the Kennedies. Free at last, thank God almighty we are free at last.)
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To: billorites

LOL


45 posted on 01/20/2011 6:01:24 AM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Beans and peas are musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So let’s have beans or peas for every meal.


46 posted on 01/20/2011 6:06:59 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (America has two cancers - democrats and RINOS.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This guy’s a real fart smeller! I mean a real smart fella!


47 posted on 01/20/2011 6:07:35 AM PST by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
..., where alcohol was being consumed. In a story about a guy going berserk and stabbing a close friend and several others because somebody objected to his farts, why am I not surprised that alcohol consumption was involved!
48 posted on 01/20/2011 6:10:08 AM PST by VRWCmember (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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To: Perdogg
I am glad she did not complain about the dirty knife.

LOL! I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!

49 posted on 01/20/2011 6:11:12 AM PST by VRWCmember (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Flatulence can be deadly. I recall a thread on FR at least 10 years back where a huge fat guy in a small room died from poisoning the air with his own flatulence while sleeping.

Probably an urban legend.


50 posted on 01/20/2011 6:23:14 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
...where alcohol was being consumed.

Alcohol. GREAT quantities of alcohol... ...and also beans.

51 posted on 01/20/2011 6:24:42 AM PST by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: Doc Savage

Nicely done!


52 posted on 01/20/2011 6:26:39 AM PST by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"...became so angered by a woman's reprimand for his continued flatulence at a party that he went on a stabbing spree...

I'm guessing there was some other little something that was "bothering" him...but I may be wrong. Yea..he killed people just 'cause they didn't like his farts...uh huh.

Might be looking at dupnik here.

53 posted on 01/20/2011 6:30:53 AM PST by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......? Embrace a ruler today.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Bush's fault, no doubt...

LOL! WINNER!

54 posted on 01/20/2011 6:37:12 AM PST by OB1kNOb (You are free to choose your actions, but never the resulting consequences.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hold ma’ beer and smell this - BTTT.


55 posted on 01/20/2011 6:39:46 AM PST by OB1kNOb (You are free to choose your actions, but never the resulting consequences.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I don’t know about this guy, but I- -after one of those ‘sneaky ones in an elevator’- -, when the looks are being cast at me , have been known to quip
“Hell, if that had been me I would admit it. A real good one”.
Truth be said it was probably me anyway. Nice conversation piece in a normally quite surrounding...

Also nothing like lighting fartz with a butane lighter. If one is fast enough you can control the flame shooting out, but it helps if the doer is cooperating.


56 posted on 01/20/2011 6:53:27 AM PST by xrmusn ((6/98))
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To: xrmusn

normally quite surrounding...
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

OOPS normally QUIET....


57 posted on 01/20/2011 6:55:47 AM PST by xrmusn ((6/98))
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To: Rebelbase

“Flatulence can be deadly. I recall a thread on FR at least 10 years back where a huge fat guy in a small room died from poisoning the air with his own flatulence while sleeping.

Probably an urban legend.”

I think that story may have originated from the sheep herder dying in the same way a while back. The methane killed him.


58 posted on 01/20/2011 6:59:27 AM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I believe solitary confinement would be in order.


59 posted on 01/20/2011 7:03:12 AM PST by Miles the Slasher
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

"I don't mind it."

60 posted on 01/20/2011 7:06:22 AM PST by paulycy (Just be truthful and accurate. Let civility take care of itself.)
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