I don’t know about this guy, but I- -after one of those ‘sneaky ones in an elevator’- -, when the looks are being cast at me , have been known to quip
“Hell, if that had been me I would admit it. A real good one”.
Truth be said it was probably me anyway. Nice conversation piece in a normally quite surrounding...
Also nothing like lighting fartz with a butane lighter. If one is fast enough you can control the flame shooting out, but it helps if the doer is cooperating.
normally quite surrounding...
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OOPS normally QUIET....
Reminds me of a flight crew briefing years ago. It was about a 4 am show and everyone was quiet while the captain was going over weather, delays, etc.,... The first officer looked at me and said, “Did you know that the average woman passes gas 16 times a day?” I looked at him and said, “Well, I’ve got mine out of the way for today.” Needless to say, everyone hit the floor screaming and it went downhill from then. It was a bunch of partiers and we ended up in New Orleans on the Sunday before Mardi Gras. Great crew!
P.S. My sister and I have always referred to pooting as ‘shooting the bunny’.
Ever gambled on a fart and lost? Not fun, even if you’re home....